Booze For Brains

Much to my shame, I had to look up 'red beer'.

I'd suggest mashing wine with All Bran so you also get roughage. Fruit in the wine counts as a bit of '5 a day'. What's not to like. I've thrived on it for many years

We must do lunch someday .

I'd suggest mashing wine with All Bran so you also get roughage.

I have actually tried this (I cannot for the life of me remember why thou). I don't recommend white wine on your cereal.

I cannot for the life of me remember why thou

Stangely enough, exactly the same happened to me. It may have been the previous experiment that motning using vodka and Wheetabix, or possibly the Absinthe smoothie I washed it down with .

I read an article once on absinthe...was all the rage at a time long ago. I decided to further my vast knowledge on the topic of drinking so I hunted some down. I carefully followed all the preparation instructions and poured myself a large glass (if you're going, go big!) It was odd but not bad....until I hurled! never touched the crap again

The trick when hurling is to clenth the teeth - you don't want to risk losing any nutricious chunks that might come up.

I needed to clean the kitchen sink anyways that night

I admire your ability to look on the bright side

Did you forget the sugarcube?

Yes, the sugercube acts as the necessary filter and incorrectly filtering the absinthe will make you very ill (as is drinking too much).

On a side note, a friend's friend is the New Zealand agent for a brand of absinthe. The bottle is shaped like a glass skull and I swear in the right light it glows.

Also, don't do what we did and forget the sugercube holder and instead get a new wooden spoon out of the kitchen, break it in half and then proceeded to drill holes in it ON the kitchen bench with a cordless drill. This was BEFORE we started drinking.

_{Jack - By we I mean them - I was the designated driver that night (thankfully).}

It's kind of a poor man's Bloody Mary. A good use for cheap beer. I like them spicy.

Bloody Mary's are good too, but that sudden boost in brain power, tends to turn the rest of the day to sh*t.

I should be a genius.

Jeez - 8 drinks a week classifies you as a heavy drinker!!!!! Thought it was going to say "8 a night"!

So, are you a genius, too?

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waht he shed.

I ruv yew man!!!

It ain't easy being smarter than everyone else, but somebody's got to do it. Cheers.

I am not an alcoholic, i just have a drinking problem

Never use a fresh beer with corn flakes, it foams over the bowl. Always use a flat beer. I'm not a drunk as thinkle peep I am. Take me drunk, I"m home?!!

Apparently my wife feels that I am overqualified for this particular discussion.

I missed that part.

Explains why my intelligence is off the charts.

I'm tired of alcohol getting a bad rap.

Not only has it made me a genius, but if I ply the wife with enough wine, I also become very good looking and, (occasionally), desirable.

This is going to work out perfectly!!!

Tell the wife that heavy drinking will make her smarter, and as a bonus, I become sexy.

The tapping energy, I think there is something to it and has been known for ages. There is a tribe in Mexico or in that region that runs all day and everywhere they go, they have records of running about 400 miles non-stop, they run barefoot or with sandals. Before they start on their run they drink and alcoholic drink like a mild cactus beer or something like that.

With that much heat and physical exertion the alcohol is going to have little to no effect on the person. Perhaps the drink has other qualities.

There could be. I learned about it watching the Discovery Channel I think it was but they would tank up on this mild beer before setting out.

Another thing they talked about is that our shoes have a lot to why we can't run as far, it causes us to place our weight unnaturally on our feet while running. That Humans were designed to run. We just don't anymore because we've created an environment where we don't have too.

Whenever I hear statistics like "50% of vehicle fatalities are caused by drunk drivers", Does this mean that the other 50% are caused by sober drivers? If so, what is done about them? There should be a MASD (Mothers against Sober Drivers).

No, the other 50% is made up of distractions, weather conditions, mechanical failure, manipulating the statistics to get the result you want to support whatever point you personally want to make, etc.

"Booze For Brains" - hmm, guess it's better'n "Sh!t For Brains". Jus' sayin'..

I'll trade two jars of moonshine for a human brain. Preferably from a person still living seeings how ones soaking in formaldehyde don't work so good anymore.

Do you still feel better? Don't tell me you're not a rat.

Nope, not a rat; and I'm pretty sure that I'm done developing. Unless alcohol is behind the hair that is growing out of my ears. That's a fairly recent development, and I don't like it.

And more liquid food for thought......

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Nothing but good news!!!

There is a news report that came out today that says Booze makes you cool.

That's what they said about cigarettes in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, etc.

Jeez - 8 drinks a week classifies you as a heavy drinker!!!!! Thought it was going to say "8 a night"!