I made it to my wifes home place in Antalya Turkey!
Warm dry weather! 70's - 80's and no wind. 
Too many people and not enough space for me though. No matter where I turn or look there is someone.
I did find out the meanings of 1st 2nd and 3rd world country though.
1st world has free internet at most every public and business place.
2nd world has internet at same locations but you have to pay to use it.
3rd world just has limited internet in general.
Everything else is the same though. 
The multiple flights to get here were interesting too.
Asian stewardess stand three wide in the airplane aisle and two of them come when you need something.
European stewardesses stand two wide in the aisle but only one of them comes when you need something.
American stewardess just sit at each end of the plane and yell at you to get it yourself. 
So far I have not been mugged bit I think financially I would be further ahead in a day if I was. At least a mugger would just take my cash and leave. My wife takes my cash then drags me to a ATM and makes me get more. 
(Seems that when I got our Visa cash cards authorized for here some how hers ended up with a 200 tl daily limit and mine are 1000 tl. Not that I know anything about that nor do I have the phone number to call to get hers raised either.) 

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