Wood-Powered 'Biomass' Plants Have Critics Barking

So?

Let's see. Wood. A sustainable, renewable, carbon-neutral fuel that is produced domestically, keeps our workers employed at many levels, reduces our dependence on petroleum from hostile parts of the world, maintains habitat for forest creatures, keeps open spaces free from sprawl and development, growing trees capture carbon and clean the air, does not release heavy metals into the environment . . .

I'd like to take a nice kiln-dried 2 by 4 upside the heads of these butt-head so-called scientists. Some people will never be hucking fappy.