Russian Spies Thwarted By Old Technology?

We're being fooled too easily. They're not after the FBI (that'd be too obvious), they're clearly after the secrets of Starbucks. One of them probably saw an establishment across the street from another, and decided to find the "American" secret to creating such an addictive substance, that two places of business need to be right across the street from one another just to deal with oncoming customer flow.

That or they want the secret to the Vanilla Chai Tea Latte. I'd start a spy ring for that. I heard that the secret ingrediant was 'love', but I like to think it's 'big business'.