Iran 'Sends Monkey Into Space'

You may have just insulted the monkey.

He's agreed to discuss the issue upon his return.

Gosh, didn't know that Ahmadinejad was an Iranian A$$tronaught!?

Obviously a man of many talents, one of which (for the purposes of manned space flight) is his stature: 5' 2" (1.58 m). You know how cramped those darned space capsules can be, especially when you must share your quarters with a somewhat radioactive payload, or so he hopes.