Technologies to Promote Self-healing

Sounds like "...controlled cancer..." (which I wouldn't trust) with all of its unintentional consequences!

Monsanto™ in a syringe?

Controlled Cancer? That's kind of what the marvel character Deadpool has. The experiment that gave him his Healing Factor also gave him incurable cancer, so the cancer is constantly eating away at his body, and he's healing up right behind it.

That eating-and-healing has led his brain to be Swiss cheese most of the time, and he has gone completely insane, living under the delusion that he's a fictional character in a comic book world. (Don't think too hard on that, just assume it's an excuse for him to 'break the fourth wall' whenever he wants, in-universe. He talks to the reader and people around him see him talking to empty space.)

Sort of like in here?

Hey, I do *NOT* talk to empty space.

I talk to my coffee mug.

Usually I ask it, "Why do you not have coffee in you?"

Wait, I'm talking .. to the lack of coffee .. in a coffee mug ... ... ...

Hmm...

I guess I *DO* talk to empty space. Either that or I'm doing 'office friendly' Captain Jack Sparrow impresonations. ("Why is there no rum? There should be rum." Remember at the end of the third movie, when Jack was in the lifeboat with the map to the Fountain of Youth, and he pulled out the Magic Compass that points to what you want most in the world. It wouldn't stop pointing at the rum until he picked up the bottle as if to say, 'See, NOW I have rum-in-hand, you don't have to keep telling me where it is.'")

LOL

"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff. And try the veal! Yes, the chef made me say that last one."

Now if they can just cure diabetic neuropathy, count me in.