Caption This 3/1/2019

"The door doesn't stay shut. What do you mean we violated the warranty?"

Well Daisy Mae... the lead-time on parts delivery was five weeks out from Sunday!

I've added a layer of safety to make washing the cat less prone to restarts

I need to stick around when doing the washing.

As seen at the bowling alley.

And the number one reason you should never let your daughter date Jethro.

LoTecRedneck's washing machine.

Actually this really isn't that funny. I used to have a Bosch tumble dryer that the door latch kept breaking on.

They want about $10 for this little piece of plastic every time it breaks. For a company with a reasonable reputation like Bosch you'd have thought it would be in their interests to give away the replacements when they've designed something so unreliable.

I just can't understand why white goods spares are such a rip off.

Sorry rant over.

"I can't decide whether to cut the end off the stick, or, cut a slot in the wall so that the machine fits back in the corner."

$10 for an appliance part - I'll take it! Our junky Whirlpool (or other junky brand) had a handle on the dryer that would break whenever you breathed too hard on it. I replaced it once ($40-50 for the part including shipping). The next time it broke, I left it. Poorly engineered and eventually, the bearing went out and it made so much noise, but kept working - then the heat went out and it was time to throw the unit out.

It was suppose to be a higher end unit. Front load with large smoked plastic door, gas heating and stainless steel drum with lots of drying options. It matched our washing machine - which never broke a handle and is still working fine. Go figure!

Washer for sale cheap.....child safety protection included...

Made me laugh! GA to you!

Someone has been using a combo washer/dryer in dryer mode to pop large batches of popcorn.

I can't see what the problem is, It works doesn't it? We had a pair of vice grips for a kitchen door handle for fifteen years it was meant to be temporary but it worked & we had many conversations at party's about it.

And of course there was the huge bonus that you always knew where to find the vice grips when you needed them.

Yes, but he had trouble getting to his spam when the vice grips were in use.

Yes but I saw that coming and bought a second pair! I'm not stupid.

It took me four days to see that reply? it's a good thing I'm not drinking milk!

Who woodda thunk?

It wasn't Cletus - It was Bob!

Now, that's a real stud-cycle!

Another sign that a dryer can march to the beat its own drum

Wood be able to dry a whole bolt of cloth

I remember Grandma telling stories about having to use a "wash board". This isn't what I pictured at all!

The CatWash2000 auxiliary containment latch is approved by the consumer product safety commission for the prevention of cat bathing disfigurements.

Ah, the old washing machine with the wooden door lock joke...it woodn't stay closed.

Good one!

Or, I woodn't open that if I were you!

Or, I woodn't open that if I were you!

Knot me either!

How about: I woodn't open that if it were yew!

Yew is toxic.

Man,that really goes against the grain...I never saw that one coming.

I wooda done it differ'nt.