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Posted March 01, 2019 4:45 PM by lmno24

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03/01/2019 4:55 PM

"The door doesn't stay shut. What do you mean we violated the warranty?"

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03/01/2019 11:19 PM

Well Daisy Mae... the lead-time on parts delivery was five weeks out from Sunday!

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03/01/2019 4:56 PM

I've added a layer of safety to make washing the cat less prone to restarts

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03/01/2019 5:04 PM

I need to stick around when doing the washing.

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03/01/2019 5:10 PM

As seen at the bowling alley.

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03/01/2019 5:13 PM

Use a washer to fasten boards together.

Don't use a board to hold a washer together.

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03/01/2019 7:51 PM

You know you're a redneck if you "fix" one broken door with leftover parts from another door you broke kicking it in.

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03/01/2019 11:06 PM

Redneck redwood door latch.

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03/01/2019 11:49 PM

Hey Sweetie, lets go get a beer. I've already got a babysitter.

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03/02/2019 4:33 AM

And the number one reason you should never let your daughter date Jethro.

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03/02/2019 5:20 AM

LoTecRedneck's washing machine.

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03/02/2019 10:13 AM

Actually this really isn't that funny. I used to have a Bosch tumble dryer that the door latch kept breaking on.

They want about $10 for this little piece of plastic every time it breaks. For a company with a reasonable reputation like Bosch you'd have thought it would be in their interests to give away the replacements when they've designed something so unreliable.

I just can't understand why white goods spares are such a rip off.

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03/02/2019 7:01 PM

$10 for an appliance part - I'll take it! Our junky Whirlpool (or other junky brand) had a handle on the dryer that would break whenever you breathed too hard on it. I replaced it once ($40-50 for the part including shipping). The next time it broke, I left it. Poorly engineered and eventually, the bearing went out and it made so much noise, but kept working - then the heat went out and it was time to throw the unit out.

It was suppose to be a higher end unit. Front load with large smoked plastic door, gas heating and stainless steel drum with lots of drying options. It matched our washing machine - which never broke a handle and is still working fine. Go figure!

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03/02/2019 11:26 AM

Washer for sale cheap.....child safety protection included...

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03/02/2019 6:56 PM

Made me laugh! GA to you!

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03/02/2019 7:41 PM

Someone has been using a combo washer/dryer in dryer mode to pop large batches of popcorn.

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03/02/2019 8:34 PM

Hah! There ain't no more socks gonna disappear now!

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03/03/2019 5:46 AM

I can't see what the problem is, It works doesn't it? We had a pair of vice grips for a kitchen door handle for fifteen years it was meant to be temporary but it worked & we had many conversations at party's about it.

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03/03/2019 8:54 AM

And of course there was the huge bonus that you always knew where to find the vice grips when you needed them.

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03/03/2019 1:25 PM

Yes, but he had trouble getting to his spam when the vice grips were in use.

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03/04/2019 5:27 AM

Yes but I saw that coming and bought a second pair! I'm not stupid.

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03/08/2019 4:38 PM

It took me four days to see that reply? it's a good thing I'm not drinking milk!

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03/03/2019 6:02 PM

Cletus wa a really good carpenter.

After he finished with the motorcycle,he fixed the washer

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03/03/2019 6:34 PM

Who woodda thunk?

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03/04/2019 3:43 PM

It wasn't Cletus - It was Bob!

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03/06/2019 4:28 PM

Now, that's a real stud-cycle!

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03/04/2019 7:34 AM

Another sign that a dryer can march to the beat its own drum

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03/04/2019 7:37 AM

Wood be able to dry a whole bolt of cloth

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03/04/2019 10:23 AM

I remember Grandma telling stories about having to use a "wash board". This isn't what I pictured at all!

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03/04/2019 11:07 AM

The CatWash2000 auxiliary containment latch is approved by the consumer product safety commission for the prevention of cat bathing disfigurements.

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03/05/2019 4:01 PM

Ah, the old washing machine with the wooden door lock joke...it woodn't stay closed.

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03/05/2019 5:40 PM

Good one!

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03/05/2019 5:40 PM

Or, I woodn't open that if I were you!

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Or, I woodn't open that if I were you!

Knot me either!

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03/06/2019 7:29 AM

How about: I woodn't open that if it were yew!

Yew is toxic.

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03/06/2019 4:13 AM

Man,that really goes against the grain...I never saw that one coming.

I wooda done it differ'nt.

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