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Caption This for 02/14/2020

Posted February 14, 2020 4:45 PM by lmno24

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02/14/2020 4:59 PM

In the restroom of my favorite restaurant I saw this sign:

After 10 minutes, I got tired of waiting and washed them myself.

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02/14/2020 5:08 PM

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02/24/2020 10:11 AM

I have never seen an apron with a fly in it before.

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02/14/2020 7:46 PM

A room where the rest come to do a hands on job, they even put up with lay abouts. Job requirements are that they wash their hands when they leave.

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02/14/2020 9:40 PM

All for plumbing and plumbing for all.

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02/14/2020 10:21 PM

As seen in the hanger at Area 51.

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02/14/2020 10:37 PM

This is offensive to those who don't have hands.

I'm gonna sue!

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02/15/2020 9:06 AM

Please wash your hands (and tie your shoes). Ha ha.

It's a cruel joke, and indisputably actionable, because it is clear that all of the depicted people and the alien are disabled, with neither hands nor feet. To emphasize, one of them is even in a wheelchair!

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02/16/2020 5:19 AM

How d'ya write this eh?

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02/14/2020 10:38 PM

Seen on the door here....a frequently intergalactic stop off on the way to area 51.

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02/15/2020 11:46 AM

Should have read

"Just please wash your hands and/or whatever else you used."

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02/15/2020 12:40 PM

The standard are much higher in some establishments.

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02/15/2020 2:00 PM

And to think these individuals probably drive and may be even eligible to vote.

Of course, there is an infinitesimally small chance that any harm would come to anybody, but to bathe one's butt in the same sink that washes cooking utensils and food handling containers shows how little some teen-aged brains are able to apply reasonable judgment to a given situation.

Not that I ever did anything stupid when I was younger . . . .

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02/20/2020 8:50 PM

And expect a living wage no less the $15.00/hour

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02/17/2020 9:01 AM

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02/18/2020 12:21 PM

Do I need a green card to wash my hands?

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02/22/2020 3:03 AM

Chemists should also wash their hands before using the facilities.

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02/24/2020 11:04 AM

Posted on all lavatory’s in California.

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