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Caption This for 12/13/2019

Posted December 13, 2019 4:45 PM by lmno24

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12/13/2019 5:20 PM

It's so sharp it can split a FLY in flight!

But, wait, the FLY's are FREE!

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12/17/2019 11:56 AM

The fly’s what is free?

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12/13/2019 5:34 PM

Excuse me, Sir... your fly is open.

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12/13/2019 5:36 PM

"Buzz off, Jake! I'll land anywhere I darn well ple…"

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12/13/2019 7:09 PM

A couple of fly by nights at the cutting edge, it's a large project, will they be able too get up and handle it?
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12/13/2019 9:12 PM

Yeah, it's that good!

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12/13/2019 9:33 PM

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/84b2cd5f-5864-4882-9baf-43e604013af9
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12/14/2019 11:40 PM

I'll see your Karate Kid and raise you one Samurai tailor.

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12/13/2019 10:43 PM

To make shoo-fly pie,first you take a fly and dice it and then....

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12/13/2019 10:45 PM

The divorce judge said they had to split everything.

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12/14/2019 2:21 AM

TSTESE FLY CASTRATION

Here in West Africa we like to use a Leatherman, see below.

Only 1 in 21504 flies get cut in half by accident.

also, Leatherman has a lifetime free blade replacement.

We replace blades before they go dull @ about every 17billion475 flies to ensure

that we don't hurt them too much when we cut off their balls.

please ignore this post, it's absolute Bullshit.

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12/14/2019 3:33 AM

He won't fly United ever again!

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12/14/2019 5:46 AM

Drat!...I only meant to wing it....!

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12/14/2019 11:10 AM

Fly Bifurcated by Damascus in flight-

The finest art exhibit since the duct taped banana!

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12/14/2019 12:24 PM

Wow, he really stuck that landing...that's a 10....

...well 5 plus 5 anyway....haw haw haw

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12/14/2019 6:37 PM

The latest Food Network Show: Chopped - Pest Control Version!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopped_(TV_series)
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12/17/2019 4:34 AM

Is the pen mightier than the sword?he was asked.

And as he lay there,dying from the unkindest cut of all,his last meal of carrion oozing from his chitinous abdomen,his final words were."I speck not."

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12/17/2019 8:06 AM

Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself from fallin'

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12/17/2019 2:53 PM

Why yes, I'm an entomologist and master chef.

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12/22/2019 8:07 PM

"I wonder: what was the last thing that went through that flies brain?"

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"The blade?"

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