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Hemmings Motor News has been around since 1954. We're proud of our heritage, but we're also more than the Hemmings full of classifieds that your father subscribed to. Aside from new editorial content every month in Hemmings, we have three monthly magazines: Hemmings Muscle Machines, Hemmings Classic Car and Hemmings Sports and Exotic Car.

While our editors traverse the country to find the best content for those magazines, we find other oddities related to the old-car hobby that we really had no place for - until now. With this blog, we're giving you a behind-the-scenes look at what we see and what we do during the course of putting out some of the finest automotive magazines you'll ever read.

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Open Diff: What Automotive Styling Feature Turns You Off?

Posted December 28, 2020 7:15 AM by dstrohl
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I can't stand tailfins.

Yea, that's right, I said it. Maybe it's because I was born too late to have grown up with tailfins everywhere around. To the once-youthful eyes of this die-hard enthusiast, cars bearing tailfins were old... but not cool-old, glamorous gangster-style like the late 1920s/early 1930s Fords in my family's garages. To me, cars designed in the late 1950s seemed typically excessive for excess's sake, even more slathered on already too much.

Of course, nearly 20 years of writing for the collector-car hobby's most venerable and respected publishing company has exposed me to a vast range of vehicles from the tailfin era, most of which I've come to deeply respect. But the ones from the tailfin era I personally covet most are the outliers, the Continental Mark IIs and Austin-Healey Sprites of the world, those cars whose styling spoke in reasonable, moderate tones rather than shouting, HEYLOOKATMEOVERHEREYEAWOWSPACEAGEFUTURE.

Like tailfins, other styling trends have come and gone. Whither goest opera windows? Hidden headlamps? Those accessory spoilers that seemed to perch on every trunklid in the 1990s? What design aspect or styling trend leaves you cold?

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12/29/2020 3:15 AM

The big open mouth on Lexus grills looks disgusting, like someone chewing with their mouth open. I like Lexus for other things like technical quality and hybrids, but I could never own a car with that ugly of a front.

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12/29/2020 12:45 PM

How about the new BMW look.

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12/29/2020 12:55 PM

looks like it came from a punch press..or a Mack

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12/29/2020 2:17 PM

Ew

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01/02/2021 1:54 AM

BMW had a beautiful, elegant style with their kidney grilles. This new grille looks horrible!

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12/29/2020 12:47 PM

Friendly car!

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01/01/2021 7:04 PM

When I see any number of brands that adopted that butt-ugly mouth-breathing grill feature, this is what comes to mind:

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01/02/2021 1:54 AM

What is that?

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01/04/2021 10:21 PM

That is a basking shark. I recall sailing past one on the surface in Buzzards Bay just outside of Woods Hole one summer a long time ago. It was easily as long as the 25 foot sloop we were sailing in.

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02/05/2021 6:13 AM

Woods Hole! It's been years since I was there.

25 foot long shark - no thanks!

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12/29/2020 4:32 AM

I was too young to grow up in the "fin" days, but I love the styling. Jet age brought to the car world!

Trends I like are:

1. Simple curvy body style like Pininfarina

2. Long hoods and short deck lids

3. Chrome/stainless bumpers

4. T-Tops

5. Manual convertible tops

6. Big glass rear windows (Camaro, Firebird, Riviera, etc)

7. Big 2 door coupes (Eldorado, Tornado, Mark, Riviera)

8. Skinny A pillars

9. Chrome mirrors

10. Wind wing windows.

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12/29/2020 5:28 PM

I wasn't young even when the cars mentioned above were in vogue but I liked them all and still do.

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01/01/2021 7:24 PM

Removable tops always piqued my interest.

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12/29/2020 4:46 AM

Turn offs:

1. No grille look (Tesla)

2. Too many harsh angles (Lexus RX350, Tesla)

3. Tiny wide wheels with tires too narrow (13" wheels on a Chevy Caprice)

4. Chrome wheels (on most cars they look like they're trying too hard)

5. Lego look

6. Back side window angled wrong on a hatchback (Gremlin)

7. Cheap compact car styling (Chevette, Daewoo, Daihatsu, Hyundai Excel, Tesla, etc).

8. Cars with no style (Yugo, Trabant, Rambler, Tesla)

9. Huge V-8 big blocks with less than 200hp (Caddy 500 ci V-8 with 190 hp)

10. Mazda Miata (because you killed those cool European sports cars) Mazda, why did you have to make such a high quality, fun to drive, low maintenance car?

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12/29/2020 5:31 PM

Bet you didn't even like Moon Discs for hubcaps.

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12/29/2020 12:26 PM

Fake grilles

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01/01/2021 7:21 PM

Anything post-2000 with a Buick or Lincoln badge on it.

Something about trying to incorporate ancient styling like finely spaced vertical grilles with modern aero-shaping makes my stomach wretch.

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01/02/2021 1:53 AM

Not just the grille, but the entire front end looks bad. Small mouth - funny looking! The grids on the hoods also look bad. And the two tone front end doesn't match the two tone side. Chrome wheels that are trying too hard. Rear quarter panel that's way too tall.

Yes sir, this is an ugly car.

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01/04/2021 10:26 PM

So many faults. So little time.

My dad loved to say that life was too short to own an ugly boat. (But most people keep their boats longer than they tend to keep cars . . . )

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01/02/2021 2:47 AM

Unfinished designs.

1. Pontiac Aztek - the back looks like GM cut the budget and said "just build the damn thing"

2. Nearly two decades later, the unfinished style is back:

3. But this time, they also forgot to finish the front:

4. And the dashboard:

5. They copied from Scion:

6. Though sometimes they go overboard with the grille:

Elegant cars:

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01/04/2021 10:29 PM

Good examples of the "basking shark" grilles I was mentioning earlier. Thanks !!

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