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The Worst Engineering of 2008

Posted December 30, 2008 2:43 PM by Steve Melito

Once upon a time, there was a New Year's Eve tradition that involved opening and closing two doors. Just before midnight, you opened the back door to your cottage to let the old year leave. Then, just about the time we Americans now watch the New Year's Eve Ball finish its descent in Times Square, you would open your front door to let the new year enter. Coordinating the opening and closing of these doors worked best if you had some help - and if you didn't have too much champagne.

Unfortunately, the images you are about to see look as if someone had way too much bubbly (or maybe vodka, tequila, wine, and/or beer) while on the job. As for doors, I'd suggest shutting yours tightly if the perpetrators of these misdeeds apply for a job with your company in 2009. You probably don't want them anywhere near your home either.

So, without further ado, The Y Files brings you the worst engineering of 2008. Cast your own vote (and toss in your two cents) by leaving a comment (or two) below. I've numbered each entry and added a title of my own. Now it's your turn.

1) I feel so much safer at the airport these days.

2) The Senator was for the staircase before he was against it.

3) This must be the Bridge to Nowhere before the funding was cut.

4) Please tell the window installer to stop blaming the bricks.

5) Sears really needs that new floor for the Men's Department, huh?

6) The views are great, but the neighbors downstairs are never outside.

7) Just be sure to finish your afternoon tea before the 3:15 comes by.

8) Looks like the light pole was there first. Or did it grow that way?

9) No, they're not open for business yet.

10) Did they design this ATM for a basketball team or something?

11) No, it's not "just like Stair Master".

12) Fortunately, there's another rest area just down the road.

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Re: The Worst Engineering of 2008

12/31/2008 6:07 AM

Its a dream !

I read some where that the only notion to explain infinity is a parallel with human stupidity.

Those shots are a confirmation of the above remark.

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Re: The Worst Engineering of 2008

12/31/2008 8:50 AM

#12 doesn't belong in the list, that's the restroom at the 2007 siamese twin convention.

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Re: The Worst Engineering of 2008

12/31/2008 10:34 AM

And everyone's surprised that the creation & open sale of derivatives and a massive investment fund held by 1 man could cause the odd problem or 2......

I can't wait to let out 2008. I'm presently installing a hi performance blower exhausting out my back door to gently help it out.

May all of you have a Wonderful, Safe & Happy 2009... (ow ok... healthy too..)

8o)

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12/31/2008 12:01 PM

I got a good chuckle from #10. Its really amazing what some people do. Truth is better than fiction.

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Re: The Worst Engineering of 2008

12/31/2008 4:51 PM

Great Photos!!

These give Madoff a run for his money!!

#6 has a guardrail, for who?

#7 has a guardrail, for what?

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Re: The Worst Engineering of 2008

01/01/2009 12:04 PM

That was LOL funny but I didn't see any engineering. I saw contractors duping the owners.

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01/01/2009 10:34 PM

#11 is the 2008 MC Escher design realization award winner. you have it in the wrong list!

Award was accepted by Mr. I. B. Sad, post self-realization depression, victim.

Who incidentally, was to be the contractot of record on that bridge to nowhere...

Thanks for the post moose! Happy new year

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01/06/2009 8:14 PM

looks Vista to me

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