Microsoft Windows 7 to Hit Market in October

_{whoopee... I'm underwhelmed}

What isn't included in this article is that Windows 7 comes with a free ball of yarn! How do you feel now??

Oooh, it's this year's 'must have'
Del

"Microsoft Windows 7 to Hit Market..."

Officers investigating the horrific scene say that The Market could not swerve in time to avoid the collision.

The report also states that no charges are pending against Windows 7 and it is not wanted by law enforcement - or anyone else - at this time.

...hmmm, wonder which one will best describe the new Windows 7?

1) same old BUGS with new enhanced features?

2) new, improved BUGS with unknown features?

3) improved, old BUGS with new known dis-features?

4) 64K-byte performance on a 640Giga-byte dual processor machine?

5) speed-of-light BUGS and escargo-level results?

So soon? it is like acknowledging that Vista was a piece of cra....uhm less than satisfying