A. Has anyone ever heard of a set of wireless headphones with memory (as a flashdrive) My Bluetooth wireless has failed on left channel. I just thought it would ease work on my phone to not use Bluetooth and load the tunes on the headphones just as I load them on a flashdrive and play them in my car. (Rory Gallagher and more......)
Stopped at a stereo store and the gentleman looked at me like I had three eyes (Twilight Zone??) But to his defense, he only knew "HIS" product line.
B. Has anyone else been so stupid - as my wife pointed out - as I seared some protein in the kitchen, I am used to setting off a smoke alarm positioned close to the stove. Thinking ahead I put a fan to circulate the air to not hear the alarm and set the dogs off.
After a couple minutes of this, my wife reminded me I took that smoke alarm down to replace the battery and did not put it back!!! 
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka" but rather "Hmmmmm...that's funny" - Isaac Asimov 1920-1992