OK, time to brainstorn. Ludicrous solutions acceptable.
Bitching about Al Gore, or whether humankind caused the problem?
Unacceptable.
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My contribution:
given the global cooling associated with (say) Krakatoa's eruption;
and the not-too-long-ago education
afforded by the "Nuclear Winter" doom day scenarios,
I believe a possible perchance specious response can be hypothetically advanced.
The megaton blasts will be arranged to minimize radioactive fallout,
which cannot be totally avoided,
but which effects are less than that which face the species currently
from solar warming.
The lighter dust and ash will be held aloft for about two years.
The heavier fallout will be arranged to fall over the south Pacific,
triggering a zooplankton and phytoplankton explosion.
The siting of the blasts will be dictated by the nature of the blast products,
which should be light and ashy, preferably.
Likely the southern hemisphere would be preferred
because of human population distributions,
although if justice dictated the bomb placements,
all California would be a place to move away from..
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So there you have it: a controlled nuclear winter scenario.
Which rock or sand types are likely to produce a light ash, if any?
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NEXT: mylar threads by the trillians in LEO, reflecting 1.5% of solar input.
Orbits would degrade in ten years, and burn up.
Therefore, no permanent effect.
If useful, more could be injected higher.
I've no basis for calculating this possible response.
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