Motional Electromagnetic Generator ( MEG )

If only I didn't have a conscience....

Why do I work for a living instead of making money off people who don't believe the Laws of Thermodynamics?

Wait, what's that? Who implanted that microchip in my butt anyway? Why am I getting instructions from Al Gore?

Student comes home from (insert famous foreign university here) on his holidays, to visit his father in (insert remote location here) and his dad says "Nice to see you son, I've just cooked a chicken. Would you like some?" the son, eager to impress with his learning replies "Dad, with what I have learned at college I could prove to you there are two chickens in that pot." His father replies, "ok, I'll have this chicken, you have the other one."

You can write all the books you want, show me a working device.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please.

I would like to announce the greatest discovery in the history of mankind. Yes, I have perfected a way to burn water for fuel WITHOUT having to waste energy electrolysing it first.

Yes, all you need is to purchase my patented Hydroburner (R) system for $99.99. Yes, you don't get a book teaching you how to build it, you get the actual item ready to install in your car, your home etc.

Let me explain how the Hydroburner works:

You pour water into a tank. As the tank is located above the Hydroburner, the natural pull of gravity will cause the water to flow into the reaction chamber, so there are absolutely no costly pumps involved.

In the reaction chamber, the water will come into contact with my patented Unobtainium Ridiculoside (UoRs) deoxygenator. Here, the catalytic effect of the UoRs deoxygenator will cause the water to naturally breakdown into gaseous H₂ & O₂. The O₂ in turn will be stripped away by the UoRs to form Unobtainium Ridiculosate (UoRsO₃).

But WAIT!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!! You don't even need to replace the UoRs deoxygenator, for it can regenerate itself. The UoRs deoxygenator itself rotates to keep a fresh surface in contact with the water. The oxidized surface itself with come in contact with the patented Unobtainium Nonsensicalite (UoNs) deoxygenator. The reaction between the 2 will strip the O₂ from the UoRs deoxygenator. The O₂ then goes into the combustion chamber where it will combine with the H₂ gas released earlier to burn and form water again!

So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! The most environmentally friendly energy source known to men, the Hydroburner. You input water for fuel, and recover water as exhaust. And for just another $99.99, you can couple the Hydroburner to the patented Hydrocondensor to recover the water back for use again. So with the Hydroburner - Hydrocondensor, you need never worry about the price of gas EVER AGAIN!!!! With the Hydroburner - Hydrocondensor combination set, all you need to power your car is one tank of water. FOREVER!!!!

Where do I send the money??? Can I Get a distributorship?????

You take Monopoly money at par right?

Sure.

Scotty quick quit cooking wieners in the warp core and beam me up there is no intelligent life here any more.

No it's not contagus.... I said it's not.

Epiphany cell phones were invented by the world banks to suck the brains out of the masses. What you say BS. Then explain the cause and effect. Hold on I have a call... now what was I talking about? Must not have been very important.

Brad

I no I'm not trippin' its far from over unity but the tourque on the rotor is amazing. And although it is just a demonstration of an incomplete device powered by me (not itself) It works and is by far way more efficient than anything on the market. Yes I am insane in thinking that anyone one this thread will objectively take a look. Yeah yeah....lenz law, eddy currents, but can anyone tell me why modern physics is at a loss when it comes to explaining "eddy currents" because an ansewer that doesn't have a definition itself isn't an ansewer. Thanks to all who give this a quick look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xgq6LFi9U

Michael LaGrow

Whalespit Industries llc

"Yes I am insane in thinking that anyone one this thread will objectively take a look."

Okay, I gave it a quick look just like you asked. Cute. Did you actually produce this device yourself, or did you only personally witness it in action? Whatever the case may actually be, can you arrange for it to be first demonstrated to a panel of scientists, engineers and reporters, then allow them to examine it for any hidden drive mechanism? The scientific method, in other words. Unfortunately, seeing something on Youtube is not believing. If you don't believe me, check this out and tell me whether you believe if it's true or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezteaFWhAZQ

It sure looks realistic, doesn't it? But it's not. And that's why I'm asking you to arrange for the device in the video to be demonstrated to a panel of scientists, engineers and reporters. You cannot accuse me of a lack of objectivity here. If I'm not being objective, I would denounce it as a fake immediately, but I did not. Instead, I'm calling for it to be examined by an impartial panel with nothing to either gain or lose by verifying its authenticity or lack of it.

Sadly, I myself cannot be on the panel because I'm not in the same country, but here, I would like to put in an appeal to everyone in the US: If Mr. LaGrow agrees to arrange for the device to be demonstrated, will you volunteer to serve on the panel to witness and examine it? If it proves to be genuine, it will really turn the world on its head. So how about it guys? Care to be a part of history in the making if the device proves to be authentic?

I'm getting long in the tooth now, so I prefer to call them Edward Currents (Ever since the incident with the fan dancer and the VanDeGraff, I try not to be too familiar with people). Nonetheless, I do know how they work. What's the mystery?

I too looked at the video, I can see the rotor reacting to magnetic poles within the flywheel at the stage you are moving it by hand, so you spin the thing up with an angle grinder, it's a flywheel so it keeps spinning, those poles which are hidden by the black band spin the swastika rotor by conventional magnetic coupling and, surprise, it rotates on the rollerblade wheel bearing. And then what? Why don't you apply a load (other than your hand)? Do some work with it, where is the free energy? I can't see it.

There should be standard responses by those who believe that the laws of physics are a conspiracy, perhaps it pays to set up a database somewhere that has a set of standard answers, so that when someone comes up with "eddy currents can't be explained" or "according to scientists the bumble bee can't fly" or any one of those stupid ejaculations, instead of wasting your time explaining to someone who has no intention of listening, you merely refer them to a link they have no intention of reading.

Of course several people would have to contribute and that would constitute a conspiracy.

Bumble bees can fly? Get out! They cannot!....Can they? I thought the CIA bought all the bees and gave them to big oil.

I've given up talking about the Laws of Thermodynamics to True Believers. The only thing you can do is sit back and enjoy the new perspective.

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spooky!

I'm just trying to learn more and since I know very little about electronics, I have a dumb question for you engineers. Is one type of wattage more useful then another type of wattage. Let me explain. I've noticed when reading about some of the overunity type generators that the voltage in is DC and the voltage out is AC, So if I used 12 DC volts and 5 Amps (60 watts) to run this generator and I get 120 volts and 1/2 amps out (60 watts). This would be unity, right? Is the power out as useful as the power in? Often times I've see something like 12 DC volts and 5 amps ( 60 watts) into the generator and say 1200AC volts and .2 amps out (240 watts). So they ten clain it is 400% efficient. Is this logical thinking or are they leaving something out? Don

Anytime you see a claim like that, immediately move your wallet to an inside pocket or into your shoe, cause somebody's looking to relieve you of some cash. If that was possible, the electricity companies wouldn't bother building all those expensive generating stations.

hi i was wondering what peoples thoughts were on a perpetual motion electromagnetic generator i have thought of more then 5 design ideas each with its pros and cons

Perpetual motion machines of any sort do not work. That is not an opinion or a case of thinking "inside the box"; that is a fact. Thousands, perhaps millions, of such machines have been thought up, built, or tried over the years. None have worked. So, theory and experiment confirm that they do not work.