An Engineer's Guide to Cats

Del can learn on more than one account here.

They are real engineers and they are real cats.

I have yet to see Del use a calculator successfully or hear him yodel any tune, even if out of tune. That proves he is neither.......sort of

AUWW, AAUUWWWW, AAUWWWWW, he shot me with that repeating Chinese crossbow he claims he has.

They need to use feral engineers

You mean the ones that look bedraggled and live on the street.........where is Stinky Pete when you need him

Hi MrChevy, long time no see.

How can you call somebody that squeezes his cat, while cuddling him until he growls, a cat lover?

If all those years ago the cat that Percy Shaw saw late at night driving in his car had walked away from him, we would now have all our roads lined with pencil sharpeners.

No good to any of us unless you want a sharp pencil of course.

Ok I'll mark it off topic then.....

Ah, you are saying even if people don't like cats, have no use for them, would enjoy watching the video? My cats growl/yeow quite often when I am interacting with them. They don't try to get "away" from me when we are playing that way, and look like they are enjoying it too. One follows me wherever I go around the house, comes when I call her, plays fetch with me at times. People who know us (the cats and I) tell me that I really spoil them.

But I make them growl.

You have a cat? How do you treat it, if so?

Ken

I was only kidding of course, the growling was not that kind of growl anyway.

I have always had cats as long as I can remember. We used to take in the local strays as well as all my friends knew we liked cats. Most we ever had was five at one time but then the female persian gave birth to 3 more and that is where my parents drew a line I suppose.

We currently have 2 cats from the local protection league and they were abused when very young. Interacting is sometimes difficult with one and impossible for the other but that is only with me. My daughter can almost do anything with him. The one that I can handle often comes to us in the morning and joins us on the bed. If I am not quick enough when going to bed he would also join us in the evening but I need my catnaps so I have to chuck him out.

I would probably never have a dog but I love cats.

You must try ferrets as pets Case.... they make fantastice pets...

If they don't like you doing something with them then they will certainly let you know!!!

John.

They are indeed lovely and in my opinion very much like cats.

But bendier and more flexi.

But bendier and more flexi.

Not if you keep 'em in the freezer

ROFLMAO....

If you have spoilt your ferrets that way, you can always create new ones out of your cats by suspending it from the ceiling with a heavy weight on it's tail.

For a podgy ferret hang not longer than 7 hours and for a medium to well done ferret leave to hang for 12 hours. After 24 hours you will have a garden hose with fur and short stumpy legs so keep an eye on it.

There are some people on here with weird senses of humour meowthinks (Oooops methinks!!)

Makes you feel at home no doubt

I think engineers are always a bit mad.

Tell us what you are on.......WE NEED SOME AS WELL

If you are good in one field, I might sell you to a cubicle zoo in that area

Bl@#dy h$ll, I am pleased I am not your property Do you always treat your slaves this way? No incentive to do any work I think, I'm on strike.

"Bl@#dy h$ll, I am pleased I am not your property Do you always treat your slaves this way? No incentive to do any work I think, I'm on strike."

but you are my property, in my virtual cage...enslaved feral engineers are more productive with the illusion of freedom...

So I have virtually done all there is and did not notice.

That is easy, even I can do that

I hope you are prettier than my previous owner, I had to sack her

that liitle dark one is soooo cute

Leon isn't fussy!