There is considerable confusion over the actual cause of
the current financial distress threatening to destabilize the entire world
economy. The main issue is that, if the
true cause is not properly identified, then there is a very good chance that
any corrective measures will only aggravate the situation. After extensive study and analysis of recent
economic events, I am left with but only one viable conclusion: it is obvious
that the current economic crisis is the direct result of the introduction of the
Vista operating system by Microsoft, and the fact that, when consumers refused
to adapt like sheep to this inferior product, Microsoft borrowed tactics from
Robert Mugabe to attempt to force the product down our throats by eliminating
options.
The Personal Computer has become
such a ubiquitous accessory in virtually every aspect of modern life that a
poor decision by the majority player can have an impact far and beyond the
corporate bottom line. When the public rejected
Vista, Microsoft attempted to jam the product down our throats by eliminating
choices. Retail sales of personal
computers began to plummet because no knowledgeable consumer would consider
Vista an upgrade. Justified or not, the product is perceived as significantly
flawed; yet Microsoft has forced the computer manufacturers to offer only Vista
on new machines. Less computer sales
means lower retail sales and lessening demand for manufactured products. The first signs of trouble showed up in
Wal-Mart, AMD, and the likes.
Meanwhile, Major Oil, in anticipation of an economic slump, decides that
they must pull in their horns and limit expenditures on exploration and
development because they perceive the slowdown approaching and must begin
hoarding cash to see them through the downturn (which creates the false
impression that they are reaping excessive profits at the consumers'
expense). All of this results in fewer
jobs and fewer work hours for those lucky enough to maintain employment. Higher cost of living coupled with less
discretionary resources then results in a credit crunch, which further drives
down sales of PC's, which further aggravates the situation.
The only possible solution is to
either require Microsoft to reintroduce Windows 98 SE as an option to the
operating system, or to nationalize the organization. Obviously, the potential for damage to the world economy is far
too great to leave such important matters in the hands of a few elites so
obviously out of touch with what the market requires that they would introduce
something like Vista. We could
compensate Mr. Ballmer by putting him in charge of the United Nations, where
his faulty decisions would have far less impact on the welfare of the world…
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