Cyborg monkeys

I wonder if Charlie the smoking chimpanzee would like a robotic arm, too.

How does he light the cigarettes? I think it's too dangerous to have a monkey with a lit cigarette at a zoo. They should get him to start using chewing tobacco. Oh yeah, and the zoo handlers should lighten up. I'm willing to bet that if Charlie could speak he'd tell you being locked up in a cage your whole life sucks a lot more than getting lung cancer.

Free Charlie!