square footage

As you have failed to provide even the most elemental information needed to respond to your question,"YOU deserve the nightmare"and the "aroused morning stud".

TMF

That doesn't sound like too much fun, toomuchfun.

I would imagine it isn't, especially if you have to convincingly explain to your wife, that you were dreaming of her and also explain that she was not the cause of your nightmare! What a price to pay just for screwing up a question!!!

I know that my dogs dream as you can watch them acting out movement that resembles running, But what about "Ducks" do you suppose they dream or have nightmares about being plucked and roasted. I haven't enjoyed "Duck" in a while now, and I think that I still have one somewhere near the bottom of my freezer. It became an annoying trespasser and my neighbor didn't seem to care about that so now his "daydreaming Duckinmypond" resides in a small cavity in my 20 cu. ft chest freezer, surrounded by other tasty ideas.

TMF

By the way, what's the square footage of your "Duck"?

I'm truly sorry! But in the interest of time, I find it difficult to provide a single answer to your question. The problem you see is I am unable to determine whether you are asking about the sq/ft before or after the removal of the S--t and feathers. There fore I must answer yes and no. We could compute the square footage from a frontal position or an aft position as if it would be flying into, or "passing wind" "Don't ya see", or from the "broad" side, as it was a hen, "Don't ya know! Your question bares a strange resemblance to the original post, in that is is woefully short on information and really leaves me guessing whether you might be seeking an invite to share the "Duck le' Orange, or possibly the

[PEEKING DUCK] fromthepond!

Tmf

Cobbler don't get painted, it gets a lattice on top, Duck le' Orange gets painted with sumthin" good, but you may not wish to know goes into the paint.

TMF

All this talk about the square footage of our ducts made me a little frisky. So, while you guy are enjoying your Duck le' orange entree and cobbler dessert. I'm going to go check out the square footage of my significant others beaver nightcap eagerly waiting for me.

See now you have totally changed the discussion from square footage of duct to Velocity, Friction and Momentum.

All though, the cobbler would still make a nice beginning to sweeten up the aquatic mammal know as a Beaver.

I have heard it called cooter, beaver, pussy cat, and a variety of other cute little descriptive terms and the anatomically correct description of that body area. but never "a piece of duct", and never discuss the size.

Tmf