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getting information

04/08/2009 3:45 AM

i finished my MCA and I am a female. I would like to become a CBI. what i have to follow

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Re: getting information

04/08/2009 3:55 AM
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04/08/2009 3:59 AM

Ban abbreviations ASAP!

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04/08/2009 4:54 AM

MCA - Male Certification Agent?

CBI - Certified Boy Inspector?!

I didn't know you even needed to take a course, let alone pass a certification exam, in order to ogle cute guys. Anyway, now that you are a Certified Boy Inspector, I would suggest you hang out at gyms, bars, stadiums, and beaches. That's were you're likely to find all the cute boys.

But of course, I could possibly be wrong, so in which case, can you enlighten us all here as to what MCA and CBI are supposed to be?

That reminds me, I like ogling pretty girls , and I certainly enjoy watching them walk, especially if they're wearing jeans or tights, but I don't recall ever needing to even attend a course, let alone requiring certification, for it. Boy, talk about having sexist rules !!!!

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04/08/2009 9:18 AM

I like ogling pretty girls And I thought after padme you have left all those things.

You are supposed to take care of Luke and Leia.

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04/08/2009 11:51 AM

Yeah, I took care of them so well, I cut off Luke's hand and tortured Leia to find out where her rebel friends were hiding out.

And haven't you notice Padme has a penchant for wearing tights?

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04/08/2009 7:13 AM

/www.acronymfinder.com

This site listed 147 meanings for MCA. Which one do we choose?

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04/08/2009 7:53 AM

I got one, but the other will take a bit more checking......

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04/08/2009 4:33 PM

CBI - do you mean:

  • Confusion Beyond Imagination
  • Critical Behavior Interviewing
  • Character-Based Interface

or even

  • Central Bureau of Intelligence
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04/09/2009 8:21 AM

Central bureau of intelligence is an oxymoron.

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04/09/2009 6:41 PM

quite

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04/10/2009 3:37 AM

I don'tr think 'Guest' is coming back...
She was a gril too .

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04/10/2009 4:05 AM

Must have fallen thru the glass floor

Here's a thought ;

"First of all, MCA is not a degree as it is only a university recognized (PG) diploma. MSc or MTech or other similar ones are Degrees given by university.
I don't think the term "degree" is used in an MCA certificate.
I am not sure why in India the people say MCA is a degree. It is just a recognized diploma/certification given by a university. "

Maybe she's Indian, and wants to join the CBI ?

What if it was a serious question ?......oh no, what have we you all done...... Ah well, there ain't not industry left, so maybe we you all did her a favour. If only sb had been around to translate.

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04/11/2009 12:51 AM

MCA= Master in Computer Application is offered as a degree in India (usually 3 years program in olden days, now I don't know) - it is after graduation. It is technically equivalent to MSc or almost BTech (depending upon the company recruiting of course)

http://www.nitc.ac.in/nitc/dept/cse/public_html/programmes/mca/mca03curri.htm

http://www.ncerc.net/mca.asp

CBI- as somebody correctly pointed out is Central (now it is called some thing more political ) Bureau of Investigation.

I don't know how these are linked and hence kept mum.

OP must go to the website and find. How in the name of Emperor Palpatine will anybody know the link ?

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04/11/2009 2:34 AM

I got the quote from taking a guess at what the op might have meant - searched "MCA degree". As you can see, it came from somebody who sounds Indian (although that doesn't prove anything). Whatever the case, it sounds the same as in the UK now - hard to tell what anyone means be 'degree' now.

It's a bit long to explain the UK situation, but in short, the government want everyone to have a piece of paper saying 'degree'. The result is all sorts of places handing out degrees, on almost any topic you can think of. The consequence, is that if you hear that somebody has a degree, it tells you almost nothing about their ability etc. It's quite right that a degree alone shouldn't be an entrance ticket to a job, but the educational system makes it harder for employers to assess candidates ability.

Now for the bit that will irritate people......I'd call the second paragraph a description of socialist subversion. Everyone must be seen the same way, so the labour governments have made sure our education looks the same. We can slowly be reduced to identical looking units. It's more subtle than giving everyone a Victoria Cross/Nobel prize, have them drive identical cars, but it has a similar effect. We can be reduced to prawns, while political leaders enjoy themselves. A bit like poor old Winston in 1984. The CCTV is in place, Newspeak is here (degree = stayed in education up to 21, Big Brother is on TV, eco/green mean anything you want). Blah blah blah ......

Blame the disappearing Guest ('Edgaress'/'Edwina' ?) for my ramble.

Are you out there, Guest ? We'd like to know what you mean by MCA/CBI - there's no point in us guessing.

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04/11/2009 4:31 AM

"When everyone is somebody, then no ones anybody" (W.S. Gilbert "The Gondoliers)

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04/11/2009 4:48 AM

Exactly - I'm not an opera fan, but if I wanted to destroy it I wouldn't decry the stuff. I'd prase gangsta-rap as being equally worthy. A bit like government secrets - if they can't legally hide stuff, they realease it hidden within 10 tons of irrelevent tripe. Blimey, I'm rambling ! The first word was enough - time for coffee

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04/11/2009 10:58 PM

"OP must go to the website and find. How in the name of Emperor Palpatine will anybody know the link ?"

Thanks a lot dude!!!! Now the Emperor's got me hunting the entire galaxy to find out what MCA and CBI mean in case they're Rebel movements against him!!!!

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04/12/2009 5:06 AM

Yeah, tin-can the gremlin - Obama said we could !

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