Mathematician, Physicist or Engineer?

Engineer, definitely an engineer. Close enough is close enough. I even use Kg as a unit of weight because it is good enough in a 1 g field.

(Oops, I suppose I shouldn't have opened up that one again...)

Hey, you do not forget it!

As an engineer you may

Instructions? Who needs those? If she's a looker a minute may be too long!

-T

Hey, I'll simply use the Force to telekinetically lift the girl I fancy best into my arms ahead of the competition.

Who needs instructions when there's a better way of doing things anyway?!

Choice is mine

I am the guest - so definitely she is going to say that to me and not you- to be or not to be is the question that I have to ask myself.

Forgot to correctly place my answer- my comment was meant for Darth Vader. Could not correct in guest form.

BTW has it got anything to do with this?

This maybe one of the few times a sociologist agrees with the engineer. For clearly the boys and girls will meet close enough for most of today's dance. Now the after dance activities are a completely different question.

Since when do kids listen to and follow instructions?

I think some information may be missing though. What is the age group? If it's a high school or college dance, then the meeting time will be driven by hormones and amount of alcohol consumed prior to the dance. If they are 6-8 graders, they may never meet...may never get off the wall (at least the boys).

The engineer, 'cause he knows enough to throw out the damn instructions and then grab the nearest "looker" and just have some fun for the remaining part of the evening!!! ***Wink Wink Nudge Nudge***

The remaining comments made by moi have been censored.....

I prefer the moderized version "Veni, vidi, velcro' I came, I saw, I stuck around - My high school latin teachers (of years ago) might have been amused.

Hey Guest, I like I like!!! Stuck around!!! heheheehe Can I use that saying sometime when it's appropriate???

Bogus. Everyone will get the right answer because integral calculus was invented in the 1600s.

The basis behind integral calculus involves integrating (adding up) an infinite number of infinitely-small intervals to get a finite result (the area of a circle, the volume of a sphere, etc.).

Back in Classical Greece, Zeno the philosopher asked the same question, except that Achilles raced a turtle and kept halving the distance between it and himself. Zeno had no answer back then, but Newton and Leibnitz later came up with integral calculus.

And these days, all mathematicians, physicists, and engineers learn calculus.

Cheers! DZ

P.S. This article is an engineer's vicious slur against mathematicians and physicists. I can say that cuz I'm an engineer myself. :P

Use this: http://www.wolframalpha.com/

I guess I'm both a mathmatician and engineer. The mathmatician says they never reach each other, but the engineer realizes that in a dance hall neither side of the room will follow instructions.

Mathematician AND engineer ... You must be a Gemini like me, hahahaha. I'M an engineer-MBA, so I know what it's like to half have two brain hemispheres fighting each other like squirrels in my head.

My sympathy.! DZ

P.S. And what ... Mathematicians don't do cal? Sort of like it's a 'been there, done that, off to discover something else' kind if thing?