If you favor multiple-choice tests, here's one (sorry, some formatting doesn't transfer). To comply with "No Child Left Behind", Washington State uses the Washington Assessment of Student Learning (WASL) test:
THE WASSAIL TEST
1. Which is a possible correct verbal answer to the following question:
Which of these three answers is the longest?
a. This one.
b. That one.
c. The other one.
2. Which is the most inclusive correct answer?
a. Not the next one.
b. Not the next one.
c. Not the first one.
d. All of the above.
e. Most of the above.
f. One of the above.
g. Some of the above.
3. Show your work for the above by giving proofs for both answers.
If it doesn't fit within the margins, you may turn the page over.
4. Match these items to the most appropriate location:
(Hint: Not all of the locations will be used.)
__a. balaclava..... 1. Crimea
__b. balalaika...... 2. Samoa
__c. baklava....... 3. Serbia
__d. lavalava...... 4. Siberia
__e. Vaclav Havel 5. Slovakia
.........................6. Syria
5. Congratulations! You have now completed the WASSAIL test. Choose one:
a. If you are a child, you will not be left behind.
b. If you are an adult, free wassail tomorrow!
[Prompts 2 and 3 continue to be undergoing validation as per according to student performance. After the subsequent statistical observation of preliminary assessments, the rubrics may be adjusted. Please stand by.]