I've recently heard some old sea shanties, and decided we should have more modern workday songs.
Shoals of Herring is an old fishing song which I've penned new words to (with opologies to the brave seafarers).
I give you a firmware engineers lament 'Lines of Coding', to be sung with a nasal twang.
T'was on a fine and a pleasant day,
In a cubicle that I was sharing,
As a junior in a team of designers,
I was doing enless lines of coding.
Oh the work was hard, and the hours were long,
The deadlines filled with much foreboding.
We drank endless coffe, ate endless donuts,
When we did those endless lines of coding.
Now I'm at a meeting, I'm a senior man,
I can swear and bear the MD's goading,
Got a company car like the other fellows,
I'm still doing endless lines of coding.
Del
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