Asking For Certificate

Assuming there is such a certificate, you can't have one - you're a Guest.

Ohhh oooh, a customer for KrisDel^TM enterprizes if ever there was.
I'll get Kris to print off some more of those shiny blue Cerstifimicates with added sparkes round the edge.
Del

(BTW Do you think if we did crinkly edges and embossing we could double raise the price a bit?)

I want a certificate...........and a CR4 badge too. Maybe I can finally get the respect that I deserve.

Just send your bank details to our chief account emptier advisor.
Mr K Squirrel
KrisDel^TM Enterprises
The Big Oak Tree
Etherville
ID 10T
UK

a badge.............are you implying there's a new sheriff in town?

I don't know........but if there is, I want to be a deputy.

Saw this and thought of you, but I was waiting 'til Guest registered before redirecting them to your tender ministrations .

Forget about crinkly edges, make them e-Certs only, with flashing logos (hand-selected and fully approved advertisers only). Ten times the income at a fraction of the cost. Count me in.

Want a certificate? Go here:CR4 Store

You can get T-shirts and coffee mugs, too.

Damn you lynch. You got me all excited.....I wanted a CR4 beer helmet, but once again my hopes have been dashed.

Like this?

Doubl

Yes...exactly. Could you get in touch with your top secret admin buddies and have them add this item to the CR4 store?

I would like to have "CR4" emblazoned on the front of my helmet in gold leaf to match my new CR4 deputy badge and certificate.

Thanks dude

I want this on my hat:

I think something like this, but bigger, could be mounted on your helmet.

It would be turret mounted and controlled by your thoughts..............or maybe not.

As long as it didn't interfere with your beer or CR4 emblem, I think it would be just fine.

It just occurred to me, the helmet would have to be braced to prevent whiplash, we wouldn't want to get sued.

ps I just walked away and only have 6 minutes to edit my post. None of this is plausible if you don't have a riding lawn mower.

S'pose you could have one of these, for the appropriate fee:

That's perfect! Can I get it silk screened on a tee shirt so I can wear it to job interviews?

Thanks, the checks in the mail....

I'll wait with bated breath (tho' not for too long).

_{Give you 'til Thursday - then the heavies will be round.}