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Rename Our Group

01/04/2011 10:19 AM

We have in the past called ourselved "Environmental Engineering" and "Environmental Testing Services" (part of a State transit agency) specializing in testing of noise, vibration , temperature and other human parameters related to safety and comfort of passengers and workers. But we have over the years added several other functions including equipment calibration, hazardous waste disposal/tracking, chemical reviews (of products such as paints used throughout the system) and safety training. What would be a good name for us that would encompass our original "Environmental Testing" function while including all the additional responsibilities. Feel free to squeeze in hot keywords such as "green" and "sustainability" and of course keep it short and practical. We've already rejected "Polyfunction Test Monkeys", my personal choice.

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Re: Rename Our Group

01/04/2011 12:50 PM

Well, since you are a part of the state transit agency (I assume that's the department often referred to as 'The Department of Transtipation') you might call your group:

the ENvironmental Engineering and Management Agency (ENEMA).

/I'm guessing you have a sense of humor.

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01/04/2011 11:06 PM

How about Field Assessment and Resarch Team or in short, F.A.R.T?

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01/05/2011 12:34 AM

Green Environmental Sustainability Test And Protocol Overseers

G.E.S.T.A.P.O.

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Re: Rename Our Group

01/05/2011 9:45 AM

Great job, 34point5, capturing all those duties/responsibilities of the group (as stated in the OP) so succinctly, thoroughly, and humorously!

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Re: Rename Our Group

01/05/2011 10:06 AM

General

Environmental

Ergonomics

Key

Services

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01/05/2011 11:29 AM

(sigh) Thank you for all the responses so far. I usually close with the easy jibe after making an effort to offer a solution. But I understand; there is no easy answer to this. There is no short two-to-four word phrase that will fill the bill. We're probably going to settle for "Environmental Testing and Training" even though it doesn't encompass the other items that are pretty high on the list.

I offered "Environmental Testing Plus" (a variation on a serious answer)

In the past we (I) called ourselves "Rapid Action Testing Services) or RATS and the only time we didn't show up is if an "Action Services Survey" had not been submitted. Yes, "If we were not there it's because nobody gave a RATS ASS" (see? the light repartee follows the serious attempt at an answer!)

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Re: Rename Our Group

01/05/2011 12:03 PM

How about

GreenE Testing and Safety

GETS!

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01/05/2011 6:41 PM

How about Green ENvironmental Testing Service (GENTS)?

Environmental Safety & Comfort Team?

Chemical Safety & Training Service?

Chemical Safety & Disposal Service?

Polyfunction Internal Safety & Sustainability (PISS)?

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01/06/2011 1:55 PM

Safety, Ergonomics, and Environmental Responsibility Services

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