Anti-Drone Surveillance Hoodie

Brilliant. Still have your phone with you?

_{Jack - I still see you Hahahaha.}

Ha ha ....

Whatya think he's fumbling with in the pocket? A Black Hole?

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It's all good...until you actually use it.

You'll need to keep your cell phone in a faraday cage, too:

Homeland security drones designed to track cell phones

Way ahead of ya.....

Looks like our model is playing "pocket pool" or maybe he's just stealth dialing?

Could be those spray-on drawers startin to bind....

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That thing infringes on several Lyndoor™ tinfoil-hat patents. Their army of shysters attorneys will get on it shortly.

Let the mud slinging begin !

Seems discrete. Let me ask you this - How do we know they're not lying about it "hiding people"? Let's say we wear such a thing, and a gov't official says "WELP! Guess we'll never see THAT guy again!". What're the odds they're actually telling the truth

It masks your thermal signature from above....

This together with the cell phone signal blocker and facial camouflage, is the complete package in surveillance proof garb....

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But with the garb and the face paint, you'll become an obvious outlier within the mundane public populace, bringing even more attention to yourself!

Don't worry yourself with all these disguises, just keep calm and carry on.

Well the general idea I would say is that everybody wears this stuff....I guess it's really more of a statement than anything else eh......

Nah...still too much exposure...I'd see you for miles...trust me, I work for the gov't.

_{^{(A cool shadow moving against the warm pavement of night or day shows up great inverse.)}}

Ha!

Predator apparently didn't have inverse...hey...predator......drones.......coincidence? Hmm...another nugget revealed.

I am hoping that we can have a shoulder mounted goal keeper one day

We have the technology, but we are still working on the materials science to get the weight down a bit.