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Listing of New Materials Please

03/26/2014 8:56 PM

Invisibilium, nononscensium and even seeyalatermatium have been suggested as new materials either with us now or should be discovered to make the world run smoother, or to at least explain how the presence of such stuff has stuffed us. (I also expect SolarEagle to supply the pics of their applications for our better education). Go to it ... suggestions please!

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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/26/2014 11:08 PM

Invisibillium is the force that separates the rich from the poor....

Nononscensium is the pseudo-science that runs rampant through society....

Seeyalatermatium is lip service you get when asking who's responsible.....

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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/27/2014 11:49 AM

How about ultimatium for a substance that makes you do something, anything, maybe not the right thing but something. Or obssesium, kind of like kryptonite for humans. I could always use a little bit of motivatium to get me going on things I don't want to work on.

Sanitarium - oh wait, we already have that one.

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03/27/2014 12:17 PM

Motivatium is produced by the opposite sex....

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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/27/2014 2:55 PM

Dihydrogenium Oxygenium - Water

Ammonium Hydroxidium - NH3O4

Ammonium Nitratium - Big Boom

Premium Gasolinium - too expensive

Hydrogenium Peroxidium - summer blonde

Eyeium Candium - noium explanatium necessarium

Motherium Inium Lawium - Yea, her again! (said with displeasure)

CR4ium Generalisium - no where else to go

Incarseratioum - Jail

Sillium Engineerium - all this stuff

Goodium Luckium, Oldium Saltium

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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/27/2014 7:44 PM

Womanium:

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. A large number of allotropic forms have been observed
  2. Transparency, hardness, color/shading vary within wide limits
  3. The color of the pure substance exhibited by many specimens is a surface phenomenon, ranging from pinkish to dark brown
  4. Most color variations are due to various types of strongly adhering powder
  5. Some exposed surfaces may also be covered with painted film, lotions and/or creams
  6. Thickness of all extracellular substances appear to increase with specimen's age
  7. Caution: Exposed hair on some specimens may not be natural color
  8. The boiling point for some is quite low, and may boil without apparent reason
  9. Some specimens may also freeze without warning/reason, or at any moment
  10. All varieties can melt, but only if given special and individualized treatment
  11. Bitter if incorrectly used
  12. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
  13. Yields to pressure applied to correct points
  14. The vast majority of specimens do not age gracefully
  15. Both stable and unstable unions have been described with the element man

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones
  2. Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances
  3. Seemingly unlimited quantities of expensive food can be absorbed
  4. May get severely inflammable if left alone with (usually a single) sample of man. One Mermaid sample is reported to increase flammability strongly when her skin is exposed to sunlight.
  5. May ignite or explode spontaneously if combined man is together with another sample of Woman
  6. Insoluble in most liquids; Woman absorbs many liquids without dissolving in them
  7. Activity may greatly increase upon saturation in alcohol
  8. Most powerful money-reducing agent known
  9. Sometimes however money-generating

OCCURRENCE:

  1. Abundant in nature and is found in both the free and combined states
  2. Often found combined with the element Man , but these combinations can be decomposed by another Man or by herself in some cases when the combination is unstable.
  3. Many (as yet unexplained) regional differences in appearance and behavior
  4. Often found in combination with small quantities of precious metal (Au/Ag/Pt/Pd) alloys around finger(s), wrests, ankle, tongue, ears, navel , etc.. Available in all grades from common ore to highly refined.
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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/28/2014 2:23 AM

Just need SolarEagle to distill all that info into a possible pic ...
a line up of Miss World contestants?

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03/28/2014 8:17 AM

Hideogen (hide o gen) new addition, inert, in fact very difficult to find (when work is to be done)

caethium (seeth e um) dark matter, dangerous to prod.

aregone (are gone) it's most obvious characteristic is that it is there in your locker,fridge,case one minute then it's not.

bluetacium the properties of this substance are in dispute; some say it is adherent others say it is abhorrent.

spitium a universal lubricant, adhesive, coolant and cleaning agent.

growmium very useful for enlarging undersized parts. readily mined from the interweb.

nickall often found in close association with aregone. It is alleged that if you find one you will most likely find the other.

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Re: Listing of New Materials Please

03/28/2014 8:30 AM

Unobtanium - used for those projects that are always out of reach

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