You know you're getting old when...

....the tunes that used to be on Radio One are now on Radio Two.

....one reaches down to tie one's shoelaces, and wonders what else one can do while one is down there.

You look down a cleavage because you feel obliged to .

Les be friends, then...

Shows how old you are 'cos you're going to the supermarket and not ordering online! They deliver now, you know?

.....Norwich seems awfully familiar.

So you've spent time in a city with more churches then most city's have pubs, and even more pubs?

Beuatiful buildings. Most with electric lighting now, as well.

Norwich is great !

Well every city has a bad period, but on the positive side, the castle dungeons!

http://www.historicalnorwich.co.uk/castle.htm

Those Normans were very hi-tech ! I did think it was the privy at first glance though.

....Frinton seems awfully attractive.

...people shouted ' Wally ! ' , Van Halen played support , 'Whispering Bob' was the one true God , you looked like one of the Young Ones , you didn't give a crap about pc ,you probably need a Stana Chair-lift , and you ramble away quite happily.

Yep. Good fit.

Every joint is stiff ...except.............

....no-one else remembers "Fireball XL5", "Quickdraw McGraw" or "Secret Squirrel".

Now that just ain't true, you Noggin !

Noggin the Nog!

What a guy!

......'Meccano' had red plates, green strips, blue wheels, and no other colour....

One day you look down and you see your father's hand coming out of your sleeve.

.....or your mother's.

........your kids think they've found a new band, you remember all the covers from the first time around and the clothes.

When the kids come home from school with a 'new' joke.........

.....people look amazed when one tells them that one watched the Apollo 11 landing live.

Thats true.

I always use the

'I was there when Mario Andretti drove the JPS Lotus through the streets of Norwich'.

It's only petrol heads who know what JPS is these days!

It's good to see a bit of teamwork on the go to raise the profile of Norwich, a most misunderstood city.

Some good crossbows in the Castle* as I recall.

*For our transatlanic cousins...Castle...sort of very old mall (joke guys...don't sue me)

JPS = fags surely ?

Does the Earth bulge excessively near Norwich , or is the castle taller than shown in the picture. When I watched Armstrong I'm sure there was a time delay.

*For our transatlantic cousins...fags...a slang word for cigarettes.

Illumination is just a click away.

You burk! You've just told them all what NORWICH really means!

**** ! I know these little secrets that even few Brits know. The funny thing is that I cant figure out how to tell all the elderly ladies I know. (It wouldn't surprise me if they were the minority who do know ). Shhhhhhh. he he.

Didn't know you meant Norwich, as in Burma !

I'm not really qualified to arse about , but I do seed confusion sometimes.

SWALK (Not !)

Well done - old git!

Yes, the castle is taller then it looks, it lied about it's height.

I am too tempted. Our American friends must meet..........Kevin !

'If only I'd known , I would have become a eunach '

When you wake up in the morning and if nothing hurts you think you must have died in the night.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

LOL . I wish I could have dug a clip of The Goodies - the one where Graham skips along with his beloved Computer. Have this for a giggle instead ;

Hey Kris,

Take a look at this one.

Nice one , I know that feeling ! Prairie-Dogging world has huge potential for idiocy. How about swapping the hand held bit of 2 co-workers phones /Wait till they disappear for a few minutes and plugging in your own mouse/Download Windows RG/....

...you discover your aim in life but you've run out of ammunition!

...your get up and go has got up and went!

...you never trust a fart and never waste a boner!

...you start playing musical wheelchairs and pin the toupee on the bald guy!

...asked if you want super sex and you say I'll take the soup!