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Caption This for 10/30/09

Posted October 29, 2009 4:45 PM

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A special thanks to Kaplin for submitting this image!

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10/29/2009 5:32 PM

Modern Frankenstien

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10/29/2009 9:25 PM

PLAYSTATION 3 the controllers have taken control!

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10/29/2009 11:48 PM

Dr. Victor Frankenstein's first attempt at going straight failed because he couldn't resist his old bad habits when setting up his barber shop.

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10/29/2009 11:54 PM

A computer scientists dream date.

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10/30/2009 2:33 AM

Windows 10: What's new

"Your full memory back up is just two clicks away..."

for body requirements check our website at www.bullsh*t.com ...

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Re: Caption This for 10/30/09

10/30/2009 3:18 AM

Item No.

EV2746 - Chevrolet Volt manual charging option....................$142.78

EV2747jk/dan - Chevrolet Volt manual charging option

electrolite solution, 750ml......................................$24.50

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10/30/2009 3:54 AM

The gelatinous zooplankton uprising to take over the world was prevented when they realized that their mechanical exoskeleton (smuggled in to homes by being advertised as a PS3 controller) prevented their Man-o-war soldiers from attacking their enemy...and they could no longer tell the difference between a live human and a mannequin.

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10/30/2009 5:31 AM

Sorry darling, you'll have to do the tea/supper tonight. I'm in the zone.

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10/30/2009 6:04 AM

internet hairnet interface

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10/30/2009 8:01 AM

The automated 'Yes Dear' machine was still in early trials and was still far too obtrusive to be of any practical use.
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10/30/2009 8:26 AM

Latest iphone App. Mannequin Madge. Scanning software available.

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10/30/2009 8:51 AM

"Charge your cell phone, MP3 players, I Pods and more with the "Brain Power" charger! The higher your IQ, the quicker it charges. Not recommended for dolts, morons or pea brains.

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10/30/2009 9:37 AM

wired for wife

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10/30/2009 9:44 AM

Prequel, Matrix: The Beginning

Plugged in

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10/30/2009 9:46 AM

After bringing her home from the department store, Buford tried everything to bring his darling Doris to life.

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10/30/2009 10:00 AM

Mother interfered once too often with Sybil's dream of being the world's greatest cosmetologist.

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10/30/2009 10:02 AM

Tour Guide: "As society switches to primarily wireless, it is inevitable that some people would be left behind. In this exhibit, you can observe someone suffering from wire withdrawal symptoms..."

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10/30/2009 10:12 AM

Hairy Put-her

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10/30/2009 10:26 AM

Looks like my 16 year old Stepdaughter in her bedroom!!!

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10/30/2009 11:17 AM

Is that Madonna on the cover... I wish I could reach that nickle over there!

When Envy, ADD, and Greed mix, ultimately spelled disaster for this woman

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10/30/2009 11:51 AM

She blinded me with science...

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10/30/2009 12:01 PM

Sorry dear i have a head ache.

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10/30/2009 12:02 PM

A future 'BAD HAIR DAY"

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10/30/2009 12:31 PM

Hello MARS, Your signal is a bit weak today! PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER!

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Re: Caption This for 10/30/09

10/30/2009 1:01 PM

Mrs. Dracula is mind-melting with her husband to control his actions this Halloween. This technology is ready for any modern female. Call for pricing.

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10/30/2009 2:24 PM

Borg Beauty Salon...

You will be assimilated.

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10/30/2009 2:26 PM

If I could just read the cheat sheet from here, I wouldn't be in this mess.

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10/30/2009 5:03 PM

I told you not to drink coffee during your "Electronic Tentacle Scalp Massage"!

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10/30/2009 7:53 PM

The new "Brain Sucker 2000". Available at a Zombie-Mart near you!

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10/31/2009 5:13 AM

See ! I do have a brain - its in that jar.

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10/31/2009 2:52 PM

Close Encounters of the Salon Kind.

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11/02/2009 2:40 AM

The Sims 3D, IV: Recharged

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11/02/2009 1:43 PM

Oh no! Not again!! That's the 3rd one this week!

Maybe cutting the secretarial staff down from 38 to 1 wasn't such a good idea. Well, at least this one just turned to stone and didn't EXPLODE like the last two!!

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11/05/2009 1:06 PM

SFI Experiment . . . Search for Female Intelligence

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11/05/2009 1:07 PM

Hum . . . which button to press for . . . Blonde?

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12/10/2009 8:16 PM

Be honest, does this dress make me look like a mannequin?

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12/11/2009 9:15 AM

I think it's a blouse and a skirt, but I gave you a rate it for the humour anyway

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