BP Tries Again to Capture Oil With a Dome

...I think they should try and plug the hole ...with some of BP's top management that ignored all the safety warnings!

Clearly the issue here is the shape of the "dome" or "funnel" that they're using. It's blindingly obvious to anyone that BP's only chance for success is to use a cleaved-open dodecahedron, externally coated with unconsecrated copper and placed on the sea floor with the intact facets aligned predominately to the nearest / strongest ley lines. And of course it should go without saying that the facets need to be flush inset with the appropriate appeasement runes made from bismuth.

Asked them to try this, but no response as yet.

jt.