Go Pee on Your Cell Phone

At the trial my lawyer said:

"He wasn't sexting, your Honor. He was checking for diabetes. He simply dialed the wrong number afterward."

Or the possibility of going right for third base without rounding first and second.

Instead of your phone pizzing you off, you can pizz on your phone. Now if they could come up with a reason to pizz on your boss.

THat is certainly interesting.

Safer first dates?

Oh, does it come with seat covers for the ladies?

This is just the first of MANY such USB plugable sensors that will use cell phones to convey information. I expect a life saver will be an electronic nose that detects foul meat and rotten milk. Let's kick around some other suggestions. Could you use the camera for a spectrograph if you added a prism or a grating? Could you read RFID tags with it?

My Nexus One currently uses in built sensors to double as metal detector (magnetic compass), heart rate monitor(LED plus camera), remote ruler (camera plus trig), acoustic spectral analyzer(microphone plus software).