Is Sitting the New Smoking?

Déjà-vu all over again. (From within the last few days.)

Great....now I gotta quit sittin ???

No, you can stand up too long and get the same result. I suggest having a lie down, nice drink, smoke, and basically just chill. Anything else will kill you. We're all dying in one way or another, and for everyone who dies from sitting you can find another ref to somebody who dies from standing.

Obviously we need to engineer a solution to this. I suggest we get together, form a joint venture between KrisDel™, LynDoor® and ER Enterprises and design Actiff©®™ Office Furniture, the only office furniture that allows you to sit comfortably and ergonomically whilst exercising your muscles all day long, for that honed, toned sexy look your long for in your evening life.

Could this be the end of the wimpy geek?

Oh dear.....you haven't met the KrisDel™ legal team yet. Why ? - that's exactly why there are so good.

I just can't stand it.

Oh for cripes sakes, take it like a man - wherever a woman tells you ;p