What is Santa's sleigh made of? Some claim
that St. Nick's red ride is made of wood, metal, plastic, or composite
materials. Others claim that Kris Kringle's vehicle has a nanostructured
skin that
reduces drag and controls stability. The truss of the sleigh, the aerospace
engineers say, has lightweight runners made of a special titanium alloy that the
scientists at NASA want for Christmas.
We believe that Santa Claus is magic, of
course, but how does he keep his sleigh so quiet? Which materials does he
really use? It's been years since Clement Clarke Moore penned Twas the
Night Before Christmas and complained that "out on the lawn there
arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter". Surely,
no regulatory agency would tolerate this kind of noise pollution today!
Rubber
Bumpers
Here in Boisbriand, Quebec, Canada, we're a
bit closer to the North Pole than most. The company that Donna Sharpe and I
co-founded isn't Santa's Workshop, but Elasto Proxy designs and
custom-fabricates rubber parts that would make Père Noël proud. That's why, after careful consultation
with our skilled craftspeople, Mrs. Sharpe and I believe that Santa's sleigh uses
sound-dampening bumpers.
Santa may be a skilled pilot, but he can't
risk waking up the kids. Local weather conditions vary, and even the North
Pole's best meteorologists can't predict whether a sandstorm in the Gobi Desert
will make for a noisy landing near a Mongolian child's yurt. There are also landings on snowy rooftops
to consider, and a rubber bumper on the front of the sleigh is a nice safety
feature.
EPDM Door Seals
Does Santa's sleigh have doors? When Father
Christmas was younger, maybe he liked to leap over the side of his sled so he
could slide down your chimney that much faster. Now that Santa's a bit older
(and heavier), and with so many advances
in sleigh technology, Jolly Old St. Nick probably prefers a Cadillac-style vehicle
to a convertible.
Purists may say that Santa Claus would never put
a roof on his sleigh and use acoustic foam to improve the sound quality of his
stereo. Yet those high-altitude winds can make a cup of hot chocolate grow cold
quickly. At a minimum, a good luxury sleigh would need EPDM door seals. They're
weather-resistant, and can withstand temperature
changes between places on Santa's route like Montreal and Miami.
Foam Rubber Floor Mats
St. Nicholas doesn't spend a lot of time in
his sleigh in each year, but he works hard when he does. Slogging through snow
and mud is a messy business, and it's easy enough to spill some hot cocoa if
one of the reindeer suddenly sneezes. Plus, there are all of those stops to
consider. Santa can't afford to slip and fall when he's entering or exiting his
sleigh, or lose traction when tapping his toes to Jingle Bells.
That's why Santa's ride is equipped with rubber floor
matting or maybe even a rubber floor liner. It's easy enough to think of
his sleigh as an aircraft, but it's also an off-road vehicle. When you're
landing on farms, in forests, and near job sites, interior carpeting just won't
cut it. Resistance to motor oil, gasoline, and battery acid may not be required
on a reindeer-powered ride, but foam rubber flooring is a must.
Seals for Electronic Instruments
Is Santa's sleigh equipped with the latest
electronics and gadgets? Does he use a global positioning system (GPS) to map
out millions of destinations and find the shortest route to each one? Does he
need to monitor his speed to ensure he's not traveling faster than the light
from Rudolph's red nose? If Mrs. Claus needs to reach him about a problem with
production, is there a radio communicator on-board?
Rubber products are used to
protect instruments from the elements and to help seat and protect electronic
devices within instrument panels. Why would a high-tech ride like Santa's sleigh
lack these specially-designed and custom- fabricated components? From bulb trim
seals to edge trim, and from weather stripping to window channels, it's easy to
see a role for rubber in Santa's sleigh.
Happy Holidays!
From all of us at Elasto Proxy, we wish you a
very Merry Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year! Now, if you'll
excuse me, Mrs. Sharpe and I need to get back to the workshop - I mean, plant -
to wrap up work in time for the holidays.
About the Author: Doug Sharpe is the President of Elasto Proxy, Inc. (Boisbriand, Quebec,
Canada), supplier of sealing solutions and custom-fabricated rubber parts to a
variety of industries, including aerospace, automotive, and off-road vehicles.
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