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Caption this for 06/05/15

Posted June 04, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl

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06/04/2015 9:28 PM

In its natural habitat, the elusive and nearly extinct 1967 Impala assumes the prone submissive mating position, while displaying its vibrant coloring, in an attempt to attract a suitable candidate for maintaining the viability of the species.

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06/08/2015 7:05 AM

Said in a Steve Irwin voice

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06/11/2015 6:47 AM

... but in reality it is not there for mating but looks for sources of spare parts. It crashes its victims with the raised tail . . .

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06/05/2015 5:34 AM

The attempts of one CR4 member to solve the problem of what happens to a helium balloon in a car go drastically wrong.

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06/08/2015 7:17 AM

Or farting in a smart car.

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06/09/2015 11:05 AM

LOL!!!!!

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06/08/2015 6:59 AM

For Sale: 1967 Impala, good condition, Very Low Mileage.

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06/08/2015 9:06 AM

"You should see what I can do with a dishwasher....."

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06/08/2015 9:15 AM

Our Hood Scope Package comes standard with 'Line of Sight' Augmentation Lift; also useful for our Gravity-Feed Fuel System.

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06/08/2015 10:32 AM

As that Johnny Cash song goes... "One Piece at a time"

"I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around."

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06/09/2015 9:42 AM

Umm.. is this where I audition for a spot in CARS??? This is Disneyland, right?

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06/09/2015 11:40 AM

The latest "Transformer", the "One Eyed Purple People Eater" proudly enters puberty.

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06/09/2015 12:00 PM

Customer to garage service attendant: Yes, there's seems to be a scraping noise every time I turn into a drive way."

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06/09/2015 12:05 PM

Tired of pushing his glasses down to see out his bifocals, Joe decided to change the 'angle of the dangle' on his car instead.

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06/09/2015 12:21 PM

Having to haul Mom and Dad Lardaz around required extensive modification to the suspension to compensate. Bobby couldn't complain. After all, it had more class than the flatbed.

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06/09/2015 6:31 PM

My car goes faster since I modified it to always go downhill!

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06/10/2015 1:00 AM

Chinese knockoff...

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06/10/2015 7:22 AM

I like that lift....

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06/10/2015 8:52 PM

I like that better.... Just remember to remove the blocks before you drive off.

Just check the price..... Ouch.

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06/11/2015 12:46 PM

Custom rear-end cover:

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06/18/2015 8:25 AM

This study demonstrates the increase of fuel efficiency by always going down hill.

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