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Caption This for 6/1/18

Posted June 01, 2018 4:45 PM by lmno24

Here's this week's image:

Thanks from HUSH. As always, we are taking submissions!

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06/01/2018 5:08 PM

This round is on fire!

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06/01/2018 5:12 PM

Hey Mike! You didn't happen to lose your TaylorMade Burnertm driver a few holes back did you?

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06/01/2018 5:14 PM

I told the wife "come hell or high water" I'm playing golf today!

Now I'm hoping for the high water!

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06/01/2018 5:19 PM

"Fire in the hole!"
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06/01/2018 5:28 PM

Kilauea Open: We'll evacuate as soon as we finish this hole!
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06/01/2018 6:22 PM

That back nine is going to be Hell....!

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06/01/2018 6:41 PM

Right lads, keep your heads down, the competition is hot on our tail.
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06/02/2018 1:43 AM

Hurry up and putt out, Charlie. We should be able to finish the next two holes before it reaches us!

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06/02/2018 8:58 AM

Sports commentator (in a whispering voice): "In this high-stakes tournament, the game got really heated. Everybody broke into a sweat on this one. How will it turn out?".

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06/02/2018 9:54 AM

Well... that is the last time I listen to Captain Obvious...

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06/03/2018 12:51 AM

"E-gods, it was a real scorcher on the course today!"
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06/03/2018 12:57 AM

"I don't know about you two, but this putter is getting too hot to handle!"
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06/03/2018 12:59 AM

Play with fire..............get burnt!
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06/03/2018 2:32 PM

Three guys not really concerned about setting the world on fire but keeping their irons close to the flames!
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06/03/2018 8:36 PM

Hey, am I the only one thinking we go for barbecue after this round?

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06/04/2018 5:27 AM

The viral photograph was taken by amateur photographer Kristi McCluer. She confirmed to The Oregonian that the image was real, although she noted that she had lightened it:

Well as long as it wasn't her who lighted it: I guess we can let her off.

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06/04/2018 9:22 AM

I guess nothing disturbs golfers, not wild fires, tornadoes, or erupting volcanoes.

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06/04/2018 9:47 AM

I was thinking, maybe we should let Satan and his party play through?

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06/04/2018 3:30 PM

All that happening and it still looks a boring game to watch.

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06/06/2018 8:38 AM

Yes, but it's a dry heat.
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06/06/2018 8:40 AM

Bishop: You know, theoretically, I could break the Club record.
Golfer: You better come in until this blows over.
Bishop: So what do you think?
Carl: I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while.
Bishop: You're right. Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.
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06/06/2018 3:16 PM

Reminds me of this one:-

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his Parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, 'You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?'
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I won't."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!
St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who can he tell?"

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06/06/2018 9:53 PM

I'm pretty sure I turned off the oven. Why?

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07/12/2018 1:53 PM

Putt in the ash hole

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