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Robopanda is a robotic bear that looks like a cross between "Chucky",
the villain in the Child's Play series
of horror films; and Tai Shan, a young panda who lives at the Smithsonian National
Zoological Park.
Just as Hollywood and Washington, D.C.
often clash, "Chucky" and Tai Shan don't belong in one body. Yet WowWee
Robotics has done just that, building a bear that would look friendly enough
were it not for stubby, unnatural-looking claws and bright, glowing eyes. So why
would a product designer combine a cuddly panda bear with the Terminator? The Y
Files can't answer that question, but we can finish our examination of WATCH's "10
Worst Toys" of 2007.
Editor's Note: This is the third in a three-part series. Part 1 and Part 2 are already available, right here on CR4.
8. B'Loonie's Party
Pack is made by Ja-Ru, Inc. and available at Amazon.com and Hungates.com.
Children 6 and up can squeeze balls of polyvinyl acetate, ethyl acetate, and
plastic fortifiers from a tube, and then attach their creations to the end of a
blowpipe. Don't use this party pack near a bonfire, however. "Flammable
chemicals and related chemical fumes should not be part of a child's toy",
WATCH explains. Fortunately, the product's packaging notes that B'Loonie's
Party Pack is "not a gum".
9. My Little Baby Born
is the brainchild of Entertainment, Inc. and Zapf Creations AG. According to
the manufacturers, parents of children 12 months and up can buy this "soft
& cuddly" doll and have their offspring treat it "just like a real Baby". Let's
hope that our kids do better than that. According to WATCH, My Little Baby Born
has a detachable plastic pacifier which fails the toy industry's own "choke
tube" standard.
10. Rubber Band
Shooter is made by Simple Toys LLC, a company which probably forgot how much
younger siblings dislike being hit by rubber bands. Paradoxically, the toy's
packaging promises good clean "family fun" while warning (in capital letters)
that Rubber Band Shooter is "FOR TARGET PRACTICE ONLY! DO NOT AIM AT PEOPLE". Just
in case your mother isn't available, WATCH has warned us that rubber bands "have
the potential to cause serious eye injuries".
Steve Melito - The Y Files
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