This teddy bear knows when you've been drinking

Ok, let this creation is a rat which looks like bear. But as here's presumed something like as dialog it's up to us how to reply politely:

Have you been drinking? --- Yes. But I am not drunk.

Watch up! --- Thank you, Teddy, I will.

Is this lady your wife? --- No, but I've forgotten to inform you that time to time I'm training myself as taxi driver.

Are you some vexed with me? --- NOOO-O-O!!!

caramba

ps With patrol officer --- no one chance,i.e. definitely kaput. You're right,Brick, it's not the kind T bear.

it would be better if Teddy was my friend, so I say, " hey Teddy, where are the babes tonight". He says, " take a left on Harding St. in 300 ft."......

if you won't call him the rat. Here is a chance maybe to get him as a friend. What kind of sensors will be applied for this "take a left on Harding St. in 300 ft."?

I would be named this gadget as anti-Teddy. Why not? We're allowed to use anti-radars. Why dont use this anti-bear device in ours cars. I'm wondering only how these "friends" will coexist in ours cars --- one couple on front panel and another one on backseat? Zoo!

"take a left on Harding St. in 300 ft."?

I got that now, a GPS. the trick is teaching the bear to know where da women at.

Hardly. Too simply and risky to be cheated. If only you could accept every GPS device owner as babe ! LOL