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Darth Vader Toasts Your Bread

Posted November 06, 2008 8:35 AM

From Newlaunches.com:

Even the Force won't be with you, if you don't kick-start your morning with a healthy meal. The best is toasting your two pieces of bread in this Star Wars Darth Vader avatar. Menacing and dark, it sure will be the kick you need in the morn, besides your caffeine fix. Eating Vader-esque toast sounds good to me, only if I could team it with apt orange squeezer to pulp the Sh** out of the enemy! The toaster sells for $55.

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Re: Darth Vader Toasts Your Bread

11/06/2008 10:44 AM

Hey, I resent this!!!! I am NOT a toaster!!!! Besides, I doubt it uses Force Lighning to toast the bread.

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Re: Darth Vader Toasts Your Bread

11/06/2008 7:17 PM

Toast and coffee for breakfast is a'going to kill you.

Best breakfast is rolled oats, soaked in cold water overnight, and cooked in the morning for a healthy breakfast which sustains for hours.

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11/07/2008 12:58 AM

This is cooler ;

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Holy Toast.....

11/07/2008 5:03 AM

Hello Kris

Very nice to see that toaster, but it cannot make holy toast, can it?

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Re: Holy Toast.....

11/07/2008 5:35 AM

What's holy about an Octopus ?

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Re: Holy Toast.....

11/07/2008 9:44 AM

All hail Cthulhu!!!

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Re: Holy Toast.....

11/07/2008 11:11 AM

LOL ! There'll be trouble when Kodos and Kang hear .

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Re: Holy Toast.....

11/07/2008 11:55 AM

"Yew" know it! Prepare for some righteous Druidic wrath... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxus_baccata

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11/07/2008 11:58 AM

Toasted Holiness! http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/5132/

Documentation of a piece of toast appearing on Jesus!!! I saw it!!!

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11/07/2008 5:19 AM

Yeah, but does it only do 1 slice at a time...who wants to wait for that.....hold it, does it toast the bread in like3.2 seconds? I need a toaster that does maybe 8 slices at once, and in 3.2 seconds.....any suggestions?

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11/07/2008 5:41 AM

Hey, another new victi member !

Sorry mastrsmth, welcome . Sounds like you need a flame-thrower ! If you want to live dangerous, you could pre-soak the bread in petrol and use this, but it could be more then a little life-threatening ;

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11/07/2008 11:01 AM

If you like, maybe I can talk to the Emperor and convince him to loan you the use of the Death Star to toast all the bread you want in a fraction of a millisecond.

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Patent for Industrial Quantities of Toast - etc

11/07/2008 6:00 AM

Also Refer here: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/EP0534128.html

Breakfast will never be the same.

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11/07/2008 6:59 AM

Since it is called MYSUN, does that mean I can get a tan and toast at the same time?

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Re: Darth Vader Toasts Your Bread

11/07/2008 7:27 AM

Where in the force do I get 1?

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Re: Darth Vader Toasts Your Bread

11/07/2008 8:57 AM

Do you mean to tell me that there are other ways of making toast than using a toasting fork over an open fire?????

Is this what Chinese technology has achieved????

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11/07/2008 9:45 AM

When do I get a toaster that prints the morning news?

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11/07/2008 10:56 AM

The upgraded version of this might do that...

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