Researchers Find Potential 2,000-Year-Old Brain in Muddy Ditch

Note how those researchers CYA when they say Potential 2,000-Year-Old Brain? Just because it's small - really, really small - doesn't mean it's old. Those archeologists never commit to anything. They're always hedging. Ever wonder how they get that grant money? I do. Personally I think it's a 21st-Century Miracle. Like Dark Matter.

Anyway you look at it, this cat was a bloody Yorkshireman, for Pete's sake! (Have you ever wondered what in the world Pete has to do with exasperation? I have. I've always thought he was the nice chap who mans the Pearly Gates, but there may be more than one Pete).

You know how argumentative Yorkshiremen are. Folks say an Irishman wrote 101 Ways To Start A Fight but I know this is just heresay. He was a Yorkshireman, pure and simple. And why hasn't that brain rotted away. It was in a ditch, after all! Wanna know the Real Reason? Yorkshiremen are always pickled. You know what I mean.

Speaking of which, I'll wager a pint that what really happened is this cat got into a knock-down-drag-out fight with his Yorkshirewoman wench and lost his head. That's all.

Last week.