BMW's Smart Car Doors Stay Shut When Danger Is Around

So if it sees a fireman coming to cut you out of the wreckage with an axe...?
This is more classic, "complicate it to the point of uselessness" idiocy.

Now't wrong with the old click down the central locking button.
Next thing you know the damn car will lock you in or out and demand money off you in the form of garrage bills for fixing more errant electronics...Aaaaarrrrggggghhhh

Oh because of course 'bad people' wouldn't break the glass... Or do they have smart glass that breaks itself in anticipation...give me strength .
<slaps furry head with paw>.

Quick everyone...think of more 'non problems' we can solve... I can only assume they are employing droves of Mothers in Law to think up this nonsense...
calm calm... must. have... tea....
Del

The more stuff they add the more I want an old car.

Yeah, too right, I just read your valve straightening exploits...excellent...
Del

I am thinking of inventing "self walking shoes". They will put themselves on your feet and force you to walk or run as needed. We have no more need for free will, Had we?

Or perhaps a keyboard that can anticipate what you would type and make corrections for you, or just type what it feels that you should type.

Who is running this asylum???

After the "Self Walking Shoes" we can work on the "Sky Hook" and the "Board Stretcher" .

Maybe " TRON " was not just a movie.

I awoke late this morning because I knocked my sentient alarm clock off the night stand yesterday morning and it was still mad at me. I found that my self walking shoes had realized that we were running late so they pressed the automatic start for my car, unfortunately I was very late and,using the cruise control, they left without me. But before leaving the house they notified my automated home alarm system that they were going and the system now has me trapped in my bedroom. The alarm system has informed the automatic thermostat that the alarm clock is angry with me, you see they clock and the thermostat have a thing for eachother, and now the temperature in my room is cycling between broil and freeze.

But this isn't the worst of it. This has happened before. My concern is that so far my self walking shoes have gone to work for me seven times and no one has commented, in fact I hear that my productivity is up when I am not there. Maybe this is a good thing, perhaps we could get a raise??

Hey man you're feakin' me out with big red blocks...

??? Red Blocks ????

I posted a cartoon did it not appear ????

Want to freak out save my pic and then view it full full screen for about 10 min.

lol

Sorry I thought the pic would post not a red block.

Here is the link.

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/090408/cx_workingdaze_umedi/20090804