Martian Methane Mystery Deepens

I keep telling NASA that all the methane comes from all the Thoats and Zitidars roaming across Barsoom (or as their scientests stubbornly insist on calling it, "Mars").

But they've asked me to stop calling and e-mailing. My guess is they're working on a major paper about this discovery and they don't want to credit me. Thank goodness for forumns like CR4 where we can get the truth out!