The CEOs of big companies make me want to vomit...
They expect us to believe that a couple of software engineers write a load of code with no spec,' no auditing, no traceability to beat emissions tests?
I can imagine the meeting...
(Boss) Damn, we fail the emission tests... anything we can do?
(SW Eng) Sure we can make the engine pass but it will screw the performance...
Hey, we could even make it switch between modes! It will pass the test, but flip back to max performance on the open road. (High fives his colleague (SW Eng2))
(Boss) OK, great! Do that.
(SW Eng) Ok. Send us the spec', time scale, budget etc.
(Boss) Nah' we don't want to bother with that stuff...you guys just have some fun with it...
After all, this is a trivial task in a small company in a non safety critical application where we are totally unacountable, never get audited and don't need peer reviews of software structure or any testing to ensure an engine doesn't stop dead on the motorway.
(SW Eng whispers to SW Eng2) Hmmm, he's never wanted to ignore all the paperwork before.... should we note this in our log books?
(SW Eng2) Nah, let's not bother. He's prob' just in a good mood... maybe he got laid last night. What could possibly go wrong?
(SW Eng) What do we call this module? "Emissions Defeat?"
(SW Eng2) Yeah, that'll do...
(Boss) No Call it "Harmless Unauthorised Patch"
(SW Eng) OK cool but....
(Boss... with fingers in ears) Lah lah lah laaa laaa
(Junior manager) Do I minute that?
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