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Naff Holiday Period Jokes - Seasonal Fun with Engineering Content

12/11/2019 11:44 AM

It is understood that Santa has declined this year the tradition of squeezing down a sooty chimney to deliver presents at Christmas. Reports are that he is worried about his carbon footprint...

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12/11/2019 12:37 PM

Oooh, good one.

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12/11/2019 1:14 PM

I understand lumps of coal will be replaced with credit reports...

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12/13/2019 10:10 PM

This Christmas will be a good time for playing the sock market.

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12/11/2019 1:22 PM

When sliding off the roof?

Santa claw's and the reindeer hoof.

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12/11/2019 2:07 PM

Last year Santa got sick. When he came down my chimney, he came down with the flue.

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12/11/2019 4:30 PM

This year he has shingles.

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12/12/2019 8:45 AM

Good grief.

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12/12/2019 3:23 AM

<groan>

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12/11/2019 11:26 PM

A long time ago I was at Santa’s workshop telling lots of jokes. He got a little upset with me because the elves were not getting their work done so he had the elves lock me into a closet until I could come up with another joke the that he had never heard. I couldn’t think of anything, so I said “o pun the door”.

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12/12/2019 6:18 AM

That's awful. Keep it up!

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12/13/2019 5:55 PM

But Santa replied, "O,P,U,N, you say? Well, oh, pee-yew! In you stay!"

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12/12/2019 10:05 AM

Santa is going to have to come up with a different shout to appease the politically correct over sensitive crowd.

Ho! Ho! Ho! is now considered offensive to some.

Even THIS Post may be considered offensive by some,but it is not intended to be,it is simply ironic, albeit, somewhat sardonic humor.

Lighten up America!

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12/12/2019 11:02 AM

I was thinking of reversing it to

Oh! Oh! Oh!

But that's no better.

Mr. Kotter?

Yes Horshack?

Epstiens looking at me.

..you can't win.

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12/12/2019 1:54 PM

John Sebastian's tune is ringing in my ears . . . .

(Yeah, showing my age. )

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12/12/2019 3:22 PM

Poor Santa.He only comes once a year, and even then it's down the chimney.

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12/12/2019 4:03 PM

Maybe someone should send Santa to see Dr. Ruth?

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12/12/2019 5:22 PM

? I hear he jingles belles all the time.

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12/17/2019 4:51 AM

That's why he has no children. And while I'm at it, the nativity was planned for my village, but they couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

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12/12/2019 11:41 AM

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede* on the Christmas tree!

*(Santa pee'd)

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12/12/2019 12:14 PM

Unbelievable.

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12/12/2019 1:10 PM

Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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12/12/2019 1:12 PM

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him

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12/12/2019 4:24 PM

Did you hear about Randolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer?

He could fly just as fast as the others, he just couldn't stop as quickly!

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12/12/2019 5:46 PM

The main difference between a brown nose and a sh-t head is stopping distance.

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12/12/2019 5:48 PM

XX?Maybe

A brown nose came out of the bosses' office and someone asked him if he had been trying to get a raise or eating cream filled doughnuts.

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12/12/2019 4:27 PM

On the first Christmas Morning, the three wise men walk into the manger. The first one steps in donkey cr4p...looks at his shoe and exclaims "Jesus Christ"! Mary looks up at Joseph and says..."that's a better name than Keith"

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12/12/2019 4:51 PM

A woman, shortly before Christmas, told her husband that she would like something able to go from 0 to 100 in more or less 4 seconds ... It goes without saying that she wanted a new car. The husband was a bit of a cheapskate. So for Christmas, the woman received a scale!

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12/16/2019 12:02 AM

Thanks for the old memories - many moons ago.

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