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04/22/2020 3:49 PM

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04/22/2020 5:09 PM

"The boss told me to go on line and log in..."

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04/24/2020 2:52 PM

Beats me boss,I'm stumped!

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04/24/2020 2:56 PM

"Hello tech support,I want to open a log on this....hello..hello..Dang it!..I just got cut off."

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04/25/2020 11:15 AM

The utility company finally got around to trimming the small limb that was rubbing on the cable,5 years later, after people complained about an echo on the line.,

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04/25/2020 11:17 AM

So that's the reason I can no longer get "Roots" ,the movie on my TV?

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04/22/2020 5:54 PM

Blond-crested woodpeckers nests are preserved at all cost...it's the law...

I'm dangerous.....no, I think that's endangered...

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04/25/2020 11:12 AM

Do blonde headed woodpeckers really have more fun?

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04/22/2020 5:56 PM

Somewhere in the country a small town in a rural area this is happening...

sheriff: “Damn kids... deputy, get the goat to clean this mess up.”

deputy: “on its way boss.”

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05/29/2020 12:16 PM

Yeah I know, but that was a spectacular leap....deed it was...

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04/23/2020 7:01 AM

.... phone line for making trunk calls.....

...you can tell how many calls by counting the rings....

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04/23/2020 10:51 AM

Just another branch line.

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04/23/2020 10:55 AM

I'm tellin' you boss, if there is ever a flood, this'll keep the lines out of the water.

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04/23/2020 11:00 AM

Boss, we've cut out as much as we can, but we've contracted with a specialist from Woody Woodpecker Inc. You can see where he's already started...

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04/24/2020 12:12 PM

The electric line has a woody!

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04/25/2020 6:01 AM

"Yea, we had to leave that bit of the branch: to hold the wires up."

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04/25/2020 10:37 AM

Field technician: “We ran out of Marker Balls, but we improvised”

Manager: “What did you use then?”

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05/05/2020 7:48 AM

Cable saw advertisement.

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05/29/2020 11:35 AM

If the tech support person goes to the restroom for a "number 2" do they call it "logging out"?

I'll see myself out...

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