URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience?

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HiTekRedNek Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 44.56024"N 15.307971E Posts: 7758 Good Answers: 264	URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience? 11/15/2024 6:29 AM
	A "rare intense wind event" may have messed up our opportunity to probe Uranus.(check out this link). Perhaps we should send a load of Beano ahead of the next mission? As the article said,the jokes practically write themselves..I got a million of 'em. https://futurism.com/the-byte/hard-to-probe-uranus-with-wind-blowing-out-of-it-scientists-complain?utm_term=Futurism%20//%2011.13.24&utm_campaign=Futurism_Actives_Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email __________________ "A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child." "Never argue with a stupid person.They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" "Homo homini lupus"
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Brave Sir Robin Guru Join Date: May 2007 Location: Annapolis, Maryland Posts: 7831 Good Answers: 449	#1 Re: URANUS flatulence-is there a comedian in the audience? 11/15/2024 11:41 PM
	And in another article on this website describes how the James Webb telescope was peering directly at Uranus.
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phoenix911 Guru Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 23460 Good Answers: 418	#4 In reply to #1 Re: URANUS flatulence-is there a comedian in the audience? 11/19/2024 9:50 AM
	They really needed a telescope for that. Uranus ain't that big. __________________ “ When people get what they want, they are often surprised when they get what they deserve " - James Wood
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HiTekRedNek Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 44.56024"N 15.307971E Posts: 7758 Good Answers: 264	#2 Re: URANUS flatulence-is there a comedian in the audience? 11/16/2024 11:43 PM
	The following is the latest entry from my original personal dictionary of government acronyms: NASA is now working on a new project called"HEMORROID"(Code named Project H). Highly. Effective. Method. Of. Reducing. Radiation.Originating. Induced. Discharges. Details are classified,and NASA is very anal retentive about the technology. One detail has been able to be gleaned from the project is that they intend to use a probe that has been preheated to the temperature of Uranus to avoid the shock of entry. Perhaps this will desensitize Uranus? __________________ "A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child." "Never argue with a stupid person.They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" "Homo homini lupus"
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SolarEagle Guru Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: by the beach in Florida Posts: 33172 Good Answers: 1804	#3 Re: URANUS flatulence-is there a comedian in the audience? 11/17/2024 5:08 AM
	Now that's just disgusting.... Maybe we should take a closer looksee.... __________________ All living things seek to control their own destiny....this is the purpose of life
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gutmonarch Guru Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 963 Good Answers: 9	#5 Re: URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience? 12/05/2024 12:18 PM
	sounds like a pungent planet.
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HiTekRedNek Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 44.56024"N 15.307971E Posts: 7758 Good Answers: 264	#6 In reply to #5 Re: URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience? 12/05/2024 1:09 PM
	They have recently discovered a ring around Uranus...It appears to be made of oxidized iron powder or something of the same color. __________________ "A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child." "Never argue with a stupid person.They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" "Homo homini lupus"
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gutmonarch Guru Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 963 Good Answers: 9	#7 In reply to #6 Re: URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience? 12/05/2024 9:10 PM
	its ok if its not nitrous or sulfur oxides, must have no smell at all.
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HiTekRedNek Guru Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 44.56024"N 15.307971E Posts: 7758 Good Answers: 264	#8 In reply to #7 Re: URANUS Flatulence: Is There a Comedian in the Audience? 12/06/2024 10:57 AM
	The human time scale is so small compared to the age of the universe. There is a hex shape on the top of Jupiter, ready for rewinding the rotation of the great spot or our solar system? Who knows but that in a billion years something will wipe Uranus or flush it into another dimension. Actually, our entire visible universe may simply be spots on a giant toilet rim. It doesn't matter, we can still enjoy our short ride, wherever we are in the great scheme of things. The purpose of life is to Live, Love and Help others. Pay it forward! __________________ "A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child." "Never argue with a stupid person.They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" "Homo homini lupus"
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