I have seen a lot of questions but this one takes the cake.
and the answer is.....
Method-1
1. Take all the nuts in this thread (starting with the OP or may be that is the only one)
2. Check its thread starting from the root (may find some thing interesting over there)
3. Make a circle around its pitch and check its diameter. You may take some small pins to stick around it for convenience.
4. Find its inclination and slope.
5. Use suitable apparatus for making the drawing.
Method-2
1. Walk into the open while the weather is just suitable.
2. Stick a long metal rod into the ground pointing up. Minimum length 4 meters
3. Log into it with your notebook/Laptop.
4. Wait for the lightning to strike.
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Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical.They put me in cars,they put me in yer tv.They put me in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears.They even put me in watches, they have teeny gremlins for your watches
Then there's the old joke about the man that escapes from an asylum, rapes several women in a lauderette and escapes without trace.
The newspaper headline read, "Nut screws washers and bolts."
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