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06/11/2010 7:51 AM

Why do we get computer viruses but not computer bacteria?

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06/11/2010 8:07 AM

Lad,

What makes you think there are no computer bacteria? Look here or here.

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06/11/2010 1:12 PM

I suggest you wash your hands after using the keyboard.
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06/12/2010 2:00 AM

...or use condoms (while typing)

..or inject penicilline into your hardisk
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06/12/2010 2:54 AM

Think mine caught the clap - not sure what kind of a bug that is!
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06/12/2010 10:23 AM

Always practice safe hex.

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06/12/2010 5:29 PM

Here in Germany we have "QWERTZ" Keyboards.

This is the sound that you make on the John, after getting QWERTY Tummy.......

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06/12/2010 6:40 PM

Bacteria are filtered out in the Ether Net
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06/12/2010 8:34 PM

We are the bacteria!

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