I have used, as my "signature" on my CR4 user profile, a very old and very tired, but still very funny (at least to myselves), one of the observational comedian genius Steven Wright's monotone one liners that doesn't relate to anyone's train of thought at any one given time during his diatribe.
The mantra goes;
".........okay..................................so what's the speed of dark?" - Steven Wright
And then we laughed, and we laughed, and we laughed, and then we laughed some more.
Then we stopped laughing.
As I have more time on my hands lately (perhaps too much time) due to being laid off past January, from what I thought was a great job that would carry me towards retirement, but, alas nothing in life is guaranteed forever; I pose to CR4 the following:
".........okay..................................so what's the speed of dark?" - Steven Wright
So with some extra time on my unemployed hands, I'm asking if anyone thinks that the "speed of dark" = 0 mph or 0 kph for all it matters, as opposed to what I was learned good is that the "speed of light" approaches somewhere around 186,000 mph.
Please correct me if I am not up to speed on the speed of light!
When I first heard Steven's joke too many years & too many tears ago, it struck me as a really profound reflection on what I've learned of Einstein's example of an observer on a plane, or train, or automobile ("Planes,Trains and Automobiles"sic) travelling at the speed of light looking at a flashlight beam on the back of the train, or even in a passing field; would he or she notice the light beam?
Just another useless thought to ponder with my unemployed (for the time being - it's summer after all - might as well enjoy the good weather for a change) brain.
If anyone wishes to put forward a reply or any ideas regarding this posting, please keep it in a theoretical frame of reference (black holes, dark matter, quarks, unifying theory of everything, photons, stringy things, as well as all that "*uon" stuff that's being bombarding us since the B.B.)
Not too many formulae please, as I was never really good at math, which may partly explain why I'm now a happily unemployed, or perhaps, more correctly, an underemployed industrial electrician. - Loupy 
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