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http://www.streetfire.net/video/turbo-encabulator-chrysler-training-video_641917.htm
very useful for the Beginner
For the advanced engineer there is the Rockwell retro-encabulator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
How do they keep their face`s straight
It's postmodernism: Any "text" is just as good as any other.
See also Fashionable Nonsense, by Alan Sokal and Jean Bricmont. This is the story of a hoax article published in the journal Social Text.