Pellet Food For Humans?

If dog food is the answer.. fine.. which variety would you recommend?

Don't be silly, you need that specially formulated cat food you get at the pet store (cat, not dog). Healthy mind, healthy body, healthy coat.

Don't even THINK of getting it at the supermarket, all they stock is that cheap food. Have plenty of water on hand.

What are my best options for a well balanced diet of pellet food..

Two words - Boxed Cereal.

I'm not feeling like cooking today..

And the best advice of all, cook three times as much at night and have left overs the next day for lunch and dinner, that's what I do.

Pick your poison.

human kibble recipe

Me, I'd open a can of salmon.

Additionally try an internet search for "futurama bachelor chow", apparently there are attempted recipes.

This one is too easy, 2 words for you.... "Soylent Green"

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Personally when I am too lazy to cook and too lazy to chew properly I just pop open a can of soup or stew and eat/drink it that way then have a glass of water to balance out the mix.

Now if anyone ever comes up with a pellet form of food that tastes like hickory smoked meat and root beer plus comes in a 50# bag for $19.99 I take a few pallets of it!

Jelly Belly^®s--gazillions of flavors.

Let's see, you could always eat Rabbit Chow, Monkey Chow, Guinea Pig Chow, or Hampster Chow....

Stop at REI and pick up some Trail Mix

You could also try pelleted bird food, my data-bird loves it - it has fruit and vegies in it too.